Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Zoliomania: Bigger than Linsanity?

Zolio Almonte, batting 1.000 on the spring, is the biggest thing to hit the New York hype machine in at least three weeks! (Wait: isn’t there a new guy on the Knicks they're plugging?)

Only one problem: What to name it?

Zoliogy 101!

My Zo-Called Life!

Zo Far Zo Good!

Zo You Want to be in Pictures!

Bedtime for Bonzolio!

Bonzolio Decapprio!

3 comments:

Zoilo Versalles said...

I'd definitely chose Zoliomania over that inane One Year Ago crap that SF peddles.

DanielC said...

What about Zo Almonstrous?

Or "Say it ain't Zo!"

Or, for every homerun, a simple Zo long.

Or, for the beavus and butthead generation, cornZolio!

DanielC said...

What about Zo Almonstrous?

Or "Say it ain't Zo!"

Or, for every homerun, a simple Zo long.

Or, for the beavus and butthead generation, cornZolio!