It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: Now that Yankees no longer have Jesus, some suggested alternative dieties for the team

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Thursday, March 29, 2012

Now that Yankees no longer have Jesus, some suggested alternative dieties for the team

Posted by el duque at 6:53 AM

Brett Godner
Nick Krishna
Allah Rodriguez
Hiroki Jehovah
Freddy Gaia
Robinson Canodin
Phil Zeus
Derek Juno

The New York Yahwehs

3 comments:

Unknown said...: Jobu Chamberlain; March 29, 2012 at 7:17 PM
Bye Bye Balboni said...: Curtis Godsonlybegottenson; March 29, 2012 at 9:14 PM
Stang said...: Zool Almonte
George Kronos
Ryan Pope

(I know a Pope is not a God, but hey, close enough.); March 30, 2012 at 12:48 AM

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