Friday, March 22, 2013

The Yankees Injury Report For Friday, March 22


Brennan Boesch, rib cage

Hal Steinbrenner, gout

Randy Levine, butt-rot

Lou Piniella, trench mouth

 Eduardo Nunez, spasticity

 Joba Chamberlain, self-harm

 Rudy Giuliani, swine flu

Andy Pettitte, leprosy, sin

Kevin Youkilis, hurt feelings

 Ari Fleischer, Tourette Syndrome

Derek Jeter, senescence

 Billy Crystal, loss of appetite, diarrhea, hematuria (blood in urine), watery stool, whitish mucus in the stool, severe rectal bleeding, stomach cramps, projectile vomiting, bloating, excessive gas, burping (sulfurous), disorientation. 


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3 comments:

  1. el duqueMarch 23, 2013 at 8:34 AM

    Chien-Ming Wang, memory loss

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  2. AlphonsoMarch 23, 2013 at 1:11 PM

    This is so Mustang.

    I didn't even look at the author until I ........


    This is soooo Mustang.

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  3. John SterlingMarch 23, 2013 at 4:46 PM

    And Mustang should be commended for the poignant tribute to "Hurt Curt" Schilling, whose life has indeed gone into the garbage pail, right along with the original bloody sock.

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