
Well... by the Hoary Hosts of Hughes, it may be time for the Yankiverse to take action: AN INTERNATIONAL JUJU INTERVENTION.
On May 21, 2012, this website launched last season's first International Juju Intervention - a humanitarian rescue mission-type event, in which fans across the globe stormed their TVs simultaneously to transmit Higgs-Rizzutonic particles into the astral substrata - oh, crap, I don't want to get so technical that only Harvard-trained baristas and comic book characters can understand it; this is a Yankeefan blog, which means it needs to be comprehended by beagles. Want to understand the intervention? See the video!
The Intervention saved last season. I'm not lying about this. I don't lie about things like juju. We went 9-3 and then 20-4 after the Intervention. You can look it up. Later, in August, after another Intervention, we went 10-3.
Unfortunately, as the season droned on, so did our collective juju. Our playoff juju interventions failed miserably. Apparently, some unknown cap determines the amount of single-season juju a team can conjure. You can go to the well once too often - like Don Imus making jokes about "hoes." We're studying this.
So here we are: Is it already time to put on our juju shoes? Another few losses, and get ready, everybody. WE CANNOT LET THIS SEASON FLY OUT THE WINDOW IN APRIL. A FEW MORE LOSSES, AND THE STEINBROTHERS ARE LIKELY TO START MAKING TERRIBLE TRADES, WHICH COULD PUT THIS FRANCHISE IN THE COOLER FOR A DECADE. IT MAY BE TIME FOR US TO DROP OUR FIRST JUJU BOMB. Stay tuned.
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