I have a few questions:
1. How does it help if the Italians charge around their houses when they don't get the Yankees on tv in the first place?
2. The international call-out seems to assume people speak and read english. Have you considered translating the call into, let's say, 123 languages?
3. I will be listening on radio ( unless Pukilis is out of the line-up due to incompetence and overpayment ) and cannot, therefore, follow TV intervention protocols.
4. Radio intervention: I plan to tie the radio with string and swirl it over my head ( yes, it is battery operated ).
5. If the Yankees still lose ( due to the possible delayed reaction of the Ju-Ju ), I shall sling it over an oak tree branch where it will remain until our winning streak begins and ends. Each day we lose, I will strike the hanging radio with a bat, signed by Paul O'Neil.
6. Since Ju-Ju interventions have, heretofore, always been efficacious, is there a plan B in the event global climate change ( for example), or Michele Bachman's announced retirement from government service, has forever altered predictable outcomes?
7. I think an oft overlooked element of these interventions is the role of, "demon rum." Everyone should have a bottle of Caribbean dark rum by their side to swill vigorously with each pitch.
I eagerly await your counsel and commentary.
I just wish Dellin Bettances was starting.
Since I take the posting by MUSTANG as a sign, I shall replace the "demon rum" for this evening with the glazed-donut-flavored vodka. I am at this very moment searching through all the finest purveyors of spirits in Syracuse to find this beverage.
ReplyDeleteOnce I find it, I intend to hit the sports apparel shops to purchase a Betances jersey to wear for the intervention.
What about the live chickens?
ReplyDeleteI like the idea about swinging the radio by its cord. But don't hit anybody.
ReplyDeleteforget the radio. swing alphonso.
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