Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Introducing the IT IS HIGH All-Time Monster Team

The batting order (with help from Mustang and Moose)

2b Invisible Man (gets lots of seeing-eye hits)

3b Dracula (good with bat)

c  The Blob (that's not booing; that's the fans yelling "Goo.")

cf Evil Clown (makes circus catches)

rf Leatherface (knocks the cover off the ball, then wears it... or, gulp, flashes leather)

lf (Platoon: Dr. Jekyl/Mr. Hyde (switch hitters) 

ss Wolfman (loves to chase balls)

lb 50-foot woman (good at stretch)


PITCHERS

sp Godzilla (brings heat)

sp Frankenstein (has live arm)

sp Mummy (occasionally unravels)

rp Doctor Phibes (doctors the ball)

BENCH 

Freddie Kruger (solid cut-off man) 

The Manster (double-header)

Creature from Black Lagoon (never leaves ducks on the pond)

Mothra (gives it a ride)

Jason (kills the umpire)

Dick Cheney (bush league tactics)
 
The Fly (creator of infield fly rule);
 
Hideous Sun Demon (day games only)

Klatu Robot (five-tools:... crush buildings, death ray, shield against missiles, make time halt, hit for average)
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3 comments:

  1. Swinging KeiJune 25, 2013 at 10:28 AM

    Zombie and Godzilla are the same person, and he has an outstanding porn collection.

    The Blob is our current "Ace".

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  2. Swinging KeiJune 25, 2013 at 10:29 AM

    And Wolfman plays 2B.

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  3. DanielJune 28, 2013 at 5:15 AM

    Why would you bench Krueger? His slash line is amazing!

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