Wednesday, June 5, 2013
We Need Votes
How can I vote more often?
"Youk is not a Yank and never will be. He is a sanctimonious, money grubbing has-been who hurt the Yankees when it mattered and is not helping them when it doesn't." So what if this is illogical?
Doe he ever get a key hit?
Does he spend more time on rehab than in uniform?
Does he make more doing nothing than all of us combined?
Signing him was like signing a traitor and saying, "hey, it's only a game."
So, if you are a Yankee fan, please vote for the view that no one ( led by me ) should watch any yankee game unless Yuke is puking somewhere, not in the line-up.
As to what the Ju-Ju intervention is doing;
1. Helping us edge a team that is in a worse funk than the Yankees.
2. Putting Cano on ice ( he thinks he is playing Detroit in the playoffs ).
3. Giving Phellps new life.
4. Proving that Adams was decent for about a week.
5. Sending a couple of our more interesting pitching prospects back to hell and degradation.
6. Setting up Joba for his new home and new team ; " don't shush me, ever !!!"
7. Keeping us 3 games out.
8. Teaching us ( falsely) that we can win games without ever manufacturing a run.
9. Demonstrating that when we get a few runs early, that is the end.
10. Proving once again that pitching is all we have, and our only hope.
I'm twirling my radio over my head on a heavy string every night.
And drinking.
Multi-tasking, I call it.
Joba is simply Kyle Farnsworth reincarnated. Someone stop the horror, please!
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Alphonso--
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Pardon the caps, but this is how it was on the site.
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Bad day to tune into the game late. 6-0.
ReplyDeleteWell, maybe we can score another 30 or 40 to make my afternoon worthwhile.
We win when we hit homers with guys on base. We lose when we don't. Earl Weaver was right: pitching + defense + three-run homers = success.
ReplyDeleteHey, Ben Dover. If you were trying to rip Alphonso, why did you use the formal construction "Usted" instead of "tu"? Trying to distance yourself because "tu" implies familiarity? Gotta watch those nuances in Castillian.
ReplyDeletesorry general franco
ReplyDeletei was distracted. my wife died 2 weeks ago.