World mourns death of great Yankee

For those of you too young or drunk to remember, Nelson Mandela, in his 1990 tour of New York City, announced, "I AM A YANKEE!"

Of course, the mainstream Redsock media doesn't want you to know this.

Let's take comfort in knowing that Mandela died smiling, knowing the Yankees had just signed Jacoby Ellsbury from the team he so reviled.

Oh, and for comparison purposes, you know who is a famous Met fan from the 1990s? Marc Antony, the ex-wife of Jenifer Lopez.