Seriously, life is too short. Nevertheless, visiting the Redsock forums is like reading emails for the NSA. It offers keen insight into the Redsockian mind.
For whatever it's worth, about one in 10 actually admit that Jeter is a great player. The rest say what we in the Yankiverse cannot. The best of them:
I'm sure they'll give him a very nice sendoff, perhaps with some lovely parting gifts. Unfortunately they'll place them 2 feet to his left so he'll never be able to pick them up.
- Smiling Joe Hesketh -
He goes out the way he always wanted to - without A-Rod.
- Coolpapabellhorn -
How dare he steal Bud Selig's Departure Thunder!!
- mabrowndog -
Mr. Cashman, Scott Boras on line 2.
- plympton91 -
He says wants to start a family. Young actresses of the world....START....YOUR.....UTERI.
- Smiling Joe Hesketh -
Can we buy him flying lessons for his retirement.
- doc -
Who will be the first team to give Jeter a "gift Basket"?- soxhop41 -
I was expecting a lot worse. Wait till you see the comments on the Yankee sites about Roids when Big Papi retires.
ReplyDeleteIt's a shame he'll only get one season's worth of Food Action Stations.
ReplyDeleteDerek can afford to build his own Food Action Stations.
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