Friday, March 14, 2014

10 theories about that jet

1. Time Travel. Right now (actually, a long time ago) those poor people are fighting off dinosaurs.

2. UFOs. Meh. Obvious. Pttuui.

3. Bond Super-Villain. Check  hollowed-out volcanoes.

4. Zombie Apocalypse.  Trouble starts when we find them.

5. Inter-Dimensional Stargate Wormhole. Hopefully, it only flows in their direction. 

6. God. This means: a) Rapture, b) Wrath, c) He's just shaking the ant farm, messing with us.

7. Publicity Stunt. For new Veronica Mars movie? David Blaine? What's the next Bond film?

8. Obamacare. Fox News is on this.

9. Snakes. On the plane. Anything could happen.

10. Rift in Matrix. Software malfunctioned, and computer overlords have rebooted system. Say, does CC Sabathia look different?

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