Friday, March 14, 2014

More than just a handshake: 10 ways in which Brian McCann has "already earned the respect and trust of Yankee pitchers"

1. Carries bottle-opener key chain.
2. Knows how to fold sheet of newspaper into cool hat.
3. Has cousin who once dated an Olsen twin.
4. Can crush a windpipe in one super-fast motion.
5. Subscribes to Swagger Magazine.
6. Wears homemade Iron Man suit to ComicCon.
7. Doesn't talk "unless got's somepin ta say!"
8. Once ate 50 hard-boiled eggs in 30 minutes. 
9. Can perform entire Monty Python lumberjack skit.
10. Owns unparalleled collection of Elvis movies on VHS.

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