Dear New Jersey police: Here are your Top 10 suspects who would steal Yogi Berra's world series ring

1. Vladimir Putin - to match Super Bowl ring he took from Robert Kraft.

2. ISIS - to maintain standards of pure evil.

3. North Korea dictator Li'l Kim - except he's dead.

4. Carl Yastremski - because he still has no ring.

5. Dick Cheney - to pay off Satan and live forever.

6. Bud Selig - final, convoluted poke at A-Rod.

8. Ben Affleck - out of sheer hatred for Yankees.

9. George Zimmerman - trust me: he's behind this, somehow.

10. Madonna - for her collection.