Friday, December 5, 2014

May I have another envelope please... And the winner is... ANDREW MILLER!

Meet Mariano Robertson's new replacement:

Andrew Miller: four years.

Would we dare keep Robby too?

6 comments:

  1. He's a little taller than Luis Arroyo, no? Drinks less than Ryne Duren?

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  2. Both and we probably don't even need any starters.

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  3. Superb, because we don't have any real starters. Joe will do bullpen/closer by committee starting inning one on opening day. No Yankee pitcher will hurl more than 3 consecutive innings during the entire 2015 season. Joe will take credit for revolutionizing the game, and Tanaka will be ever so polite about the arrangement.

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  4. And, yes, I'm Anonymous' good twin. I rarely reveal myself.

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  5. We will not keep Robbie.

    We will just suck.

    Yanks will score record low of 1.2 runs per game over the season.

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  6. Last winter, one thing we had was a speedy lefty-hitting center fielder with excellent D and not much power. So what did we do? We dropped a boatload of money on another speedy lefty-hitting center fielder with excellent D and not much power. This winter, we already have a spectacular set-up reliever. So what do we do? We concentrate on signing another one of those. I hope we re-sign Robertson so at least I can hear John talk about "The Troika" again.

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