Friday, August 11, 2017

19 LOB... the poem

T'was once, they said, a pennant race.
The Yankees, second best to none!
Nineteen runners left on base…
They couldn't even score one run.

Each tortured week, a darker chase.
Every batter up, an instant clown.
Nineteen runners left on base…
T'is time to shut the season down. 

Don’t ask to see a hopeful face.
Don’t say this team is looking good.
NINETEEN RUNNERS LEFT ON BASE…
I’d punch the owner if I could.
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13 comments:

  1. LeinsteryAugust 11, 2017 at 7:26 PM

    I'm not listening tonight, just going to assume they do what they always do and make someone with and era north of 5 look like Randy Johnson circa 2001

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  2. LeinsteryAugust 11, 2017 at 7:46 PM

    I think you need to start counting the men left on base like the tabloid tally

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  3. AnonymousAugust 11, 2017 at 8:17 PM

    I CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER NIGHT OF THIS...

    I CAN'T.

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  4. Steve MillerAugust 11, 2017 at 9:08 PM

    This is really bad. This week is going to be a disaster.

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  5. Local Bargain JerkAugust 11, 2017 at 9:20 PM


    Sorry, Duque, the "19 LOB" poem will need to be rewritten.

    19 is but a dewy memory.

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  6. Steve MillerAugust 11, 2017 at 10:23 PM

    Woo hoo! All the way, baby!

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  7. Steve MillerAugust 11, 2017 at 10:40 PM

    Fucking Chapman. God damn it. Put Clippard in.

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  8. Steve MillerAugust 11, 2017 at 10:43 PM

    For crying out loud, Joe. This guy is going to blow this game.

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    1. Steve MillerAugust 11, 2017 at 10:53 PM

      Jesus. What the hell? Why did it take an amazing DP to put some fire in Chapman's eye?

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  9. Parson TomAugust 11, 2017 at 10:54 PM

    OMG! THANK YOU TO OUR OLD FRIEND EDDIE NUNEZ FOR RUNNING INTO A DOUBLE PLAY! OTHERWISE, PINEAPPLE CITY!

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  10. I'm Bill WhiteAugust 11, 2017 at 11:10 PM

    Girardi is a pineapple fluffer. Even when we win, he gets you ready for the pineapple.

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    HAHAHA!...PINEAPPLE FLUFFER.

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