Wednesday, September 12, 2018

Spanish Ladies React !

As Sonny Gray kept walking guys early in the third inning yesterday, and as I noted his inability to throw a first pitch strike, I used my international " burner" to phone one of my Spanish Lady contacts, and see if they even watched Yankee games, any longer.



" Yesterday, we all dressed up for the game.  We watched it in a tapas bar, having to fight the patrons to do so, as Spain was playing the Malidives in the new European soccer tournament."

Luckily, Spain was already ahead by 6 goals and all the bench players were being inserted into the game   So there was no ruckus.

I inquired:  Are you still Yankee fans?

They responded;  "It is hard to be fans of a .500 team.  We are Spanish.  We have pride!  We support winners.  And that Boone person seems cauterized and banal, like the coach of the Spanish national team we recently fired for ineffective.....well...everything."

And what was your response when the score became 10-1 , Twins?

"We put on our costumes, had some sangria, and danced.  In Spain, dancing is joyous.  It is distracting.  All our pain and suffering is forgotten while we dance.  You should come join us."



I think it is time to book the tickets.

It is better to dance than to be tread upon.


5 comments:

  1. Hilarious. Ladies of Spain, I adore them.

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  2. Weird to see that tune written in melodic minor - is that the original version?

    I prefer this version, as it captures my feeling about the Yanks’ chances in the post season quite well: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yrpmv_zOa0k

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  3. I've never been to Spain.
    But I kinda like the music.

    BTW For those who don't know, the song is credited to Elvis despite Hoyt Axton writing the words and the music. I'm not sure what's left. Maybe the catering.

    Doug K.

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  4. And in other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

    Like our pitching staff.

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