Tuesday, October 9, 2018

NOW OR NEVER


40 comments:

  1. Get ready to say goodbye to Gardner. Last at bat doing up soon.

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  2. This is worse than extra large spandex at Walmart.

    Hope Miggie is enjoying his rest day.

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  3. Looks like Voit is slowing Spencering...

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  4. Spencering! The Voit is Spencering? Say it ain't so!

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  5. That's weird. They said it was the season finale of Lodge 49, but there's another. Odd.

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  6. Why not try a holiday in Sweden this year?

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  7. Walker goes down swinging and Sanchez delivers his usual magic bag of shit straight to your front door, free of charge. I'm going to take a shower and get into bed, where I may or may not check in again from behind the safety of my tablet. I'll see you all during the hot stove league.

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  8. This is worse than Craig and Shelia breaking up

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  9. Also, didn't we learn one thing the last two months, which was to never let Betances pitch two innings in a row?

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  10. See the lovely lakes.
    The wonderful telephone system.
    Any many interesting furry animals including the majestic moose.

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  11. Live by the HR die by the lack of HR's. Anyway we can build a more balanced line up over the winter? How about some situational hitting? How about a spot in the line up that does not swing from the heels and makes solid contact? A man who hits over .300?? Can you do it Cash? Can you??

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  12. A moose once bit my sister.

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  13. Our fall is now complete. Nunez has doubled.

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  14. Mind you, moose bites can be nasty.

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  15. So if you're Patrick Corbin or Bryan Harper or Manny Machado, you're probably asking yourself about now: "Do I want to play for that asshat Boone and his collection of Boondongle coaches? Naaaahhhhh..."

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  16. Also, didn't we learn one thing the last two months, which was to never let Betances pitch two innings in a row?

    Well, we have to save the rest of our pen; don't forget that Thanksgiving consultation round..

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  17. John M - see Geico commercial with the little prairie dogs

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  18. She was carving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge, her brother-in-law, an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies.

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  19. Anon - so how did your sister get close enough to a moose to get bitten? Inquiring minds....

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  20. I side with the moose

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  21. Sven was the star of “The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist,” “Fillings of Passion,” “The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink”...

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  22. Don't forget The Crown of the Schmuckendoodles.

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  23. Chris Sale. Imaginative managing. No doubt the Yankees never planned for this

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