Tuesday, October 9, 2018

NOW... PLEASE NOW...


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52 comments:

  1. KDOctober 9, 2018 at 11:00 PM

    Bring in Sale. They are not fucking around.

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  2. KDOctober 9, 2018 at 11:04 PM

    Did not pinch hit Miggy. Shows what they think of their superstar rookie.

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  3. TheWinWarblistOctober 9, 2018 at 11:05 PM

    KD, no they are not. We were fucking around leaving CC out there while he threw batting practice. But, no, the Red Sox are not fooling around out there. Not one bit.

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  4. TheWinWarblistOctober 9, 2018 at 11:06 PM

    KD, I'm not certain "they" spend all that much time thinking.

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  5. Joe of AZOctober 9, 2018 at 11:06 PM

    Fuck Boone.

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  6. AnonymousOctober 9, 2018 at 11:06 PM

    Giancarlo Stanton
    Giancarlo Stanton #27

    Batting 3rd in the upcoming inning. Predictions???????

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  7. Joe of AZOctober 9, 2018 at 11:06 PM

    Cue up the we won 100 games season was a success shit!

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  8. KDOctober 9, 2018 at 11:07 PM

    They are better at every facet of the game. I bow down to my townie asshole overlords.

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  9. HoraceClarke66October 9, 2018 at 11:09 PM

    I don't think there are enough, slo-mo closeups of Red Sox players screaming with intensity. Just saying.

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  10. AnonymousOctober 9, 2018 at 11:10 PM

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  11. HoraceClarke66October 9, 2018 at 11:11 PM

    Also, when every pitcher on the other team throws a first pitch strike to every batter...maybe you should start swinging on the first pitch? Just saying.

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  12. JMOctober 9, 2018 at 11:11 PM

    Oh no, fuck these guys. They inflated their record by rightly killing lousy teams, but we were better against over-.500 teams. They are not that good, I don't care if they win it all. We are fatality flaws in a few ways, but they are not that good. Period.

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  13. thecontrarianOctober 9, 2018 at 11:12 PM

    ALL CAPS

    ONE OF EACH PLEASE

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  14. Ken of BrooklynOctober 9, 2018 at 11:12 PM

    If the season ends with a Stanton strike out, not sure if the cruelest thing that could happen, or just plain and simple karma

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  15. AnonymousOctober 9, 2018 at 11:13 PM


    Blogger HoraceClarke66 said...

    I don't think there are enough, slo-mo closeups of Red Sox players screaming with intensity. Just saying.

    Better than when FOX would do the SUPERDUPER close up of Andy Pettitte's nose. His pores were disgusting.

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  16. thecontrarianOctober 9, 2018 at 11:13 PM

    I just became a hardcore Houston fan

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  17. KDOctober 9, 2018 at 11:16 PM

    Let’s please make a little noise before we die. A death rattle at least.

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  18. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 9, 2018 at 11:16 PM

    I hate bird man needs-a-bath man.

    Nice walk.

    Can we pinch hit Miggie for Scranton?

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  19. thecontrarianOctober 9, 2018 at 11:19 PM

    They will let Stanton try for the 3-run dinger. That's how they are built to roll

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  20. Ken of BrooklynOctober 9, 2018 at 11:20 PM

    Dare we dream????????

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  21. KDOctober 9, 2018 at 11:21 PM

    Life!

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  22. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 9, 2018 at 11:21 PM

    Fuck Scranton.

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  23. thecontrarianOctober 9, 2018 at 11:22 PM

    That man cannot read a pitch at all and has no concept of the strike zone

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  24. JMOctober 9, 2018 at 11:22 PM

    Stanton just blows incredibly.

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  25. JMOctober 9, 2018 at 11:22 PM

    Luke. Miracle.

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  26. AnonymousOctober 9, 2018 at 11:23 PM

    The Voit~~

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  27. JMOctober 9, 2018 at 11:24 PM

    But what is this shitty Braves like chant?

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  28. JMOctober 9, 2018 at 11:24 PM

    What an asshole.

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  29. JMOctober 9, 2018 at 11:25 PM

    Oh God.

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  30. Rufus T. FireflyOctober 9, 2018 at 11:25 PM

    Oh, My, Fucking, Word. Neil Walker with the at bat of the season.

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  31. thecontrarianOctober 9, 2018 at 11:25 PM

    NONONO! Miguel!

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  32. BernBabyBernOctober 9, 2018 at 11:26 PM

    He fucking hit him??!!

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  33. JMOctober 9, 2018 at 11:27 PM

    Ha

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  34. thecontrarianOctober 9, 2018 at 11:27 PM

    Kimbrel is gonna win this for us if anybody

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  35. JMOctober 9, 2018 at 11:27 PM

    Bucky?

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  36. AnonymousOctober 9, 2018 at 11:27 PM


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    n.
    1. A violent collapse inward, as of a highly evacuated glass vessel.
    2. Violent compression.
    3. The inward collapse of a building that is being demolished in a controlled fashion by the weakening and breaking of structural members by explosives.
    4. A catastrophic failure: the economy's implosion during the credit crisis.
    5. Linguistics The pronunciation of a stop consonant with the breath drawn in.

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  37. JMOctober 9, 2018 at 11:28 PM

    ICS not cutting it.

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  38. JMOctober 9, 2018 at 11:30 PM

    O.M.G.

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  39. JMOctober 9, 2018 at 11:32 PM

    My heart... Elizabeth! Elizabeth!! I'm coming, darlin'!!

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  40. thecontrarianOctober 9, 2018 at 11:32 PM

    Kimbrel is overamped. He's gonna blow it...

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  41. thecontrarianOctober 9, 2018 at 11:34 PM

    They will look at it...

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  42. JMOctober 9, 2018 at 11:34 PM

    Holy crap.

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  43. thecontrarianOctober 9, 2018 at 11:35 PM

    He's out. It's over

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  44. JMOctober 9, 2018 at 11:36 PM

    Not even close.

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  46. JMOctober 9, 2018 at 11:37 PM

    Aside from that...

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  47. thecontrarianOctober 9, 2018 at 11:38 PM

    So I look forward to see what goes on here during the offseason. Fuck. Fuuuuucccckkkk.

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  49. Joe of AZOctober 9, 2018 at 11:39 PM

    Way to go down with your best player riding the pine.....A Big FUCK YOU to Boone....again

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  50. JMOctober 9, 2018 at 11:40 PM

    Aside from that...

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  51. thecontrarianOctober 9, 2018 at 11:42 PM

    ...how did you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

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