Saturday, November 10, 2018

Massholes, Part 3,024


Please read the first two sentences of this article in Boston.com to understand why people from Boston are such insufferable dweebs:
Well, well, well. First the Red Sox squashed the Yankees in the ALDS, and now we’ve taken something else that’s just as sacred.
All this because an article generated by software on TripAdvisor.com picked a chain restaurant in Boston as the Best Pizza in the U.S.  "Well, well, well"?  I mean, these people are such Massholes.



For the record, Regina Pizzeria serves slices that are about the same as any Sbarro's in any airport.  I.e., you go there because you're already there, nothing is else near by, and only because you're hungry.

Why must everything they do in Boston be viewed through the prism of New York?  Dipwads.



P.S. Those shimmering puddles of orange grease on the pepperoni slices on the lower left of the photo are accurate.

6 comments:

  1. The is a place in Wilmington, Vermont (of all places) that serves "New Haven Pizza".

    It is the closest thing to the Italian (Naples, not Sicily) version I've had in the U.S. Epicure in Sarasota is a close second.

    In both of those places, they are Yankee fans. Just goes to show they have good taste in more ways than one.

    ...and Regina's sucks. I thought that when I was a starving collidge stoodent.

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  2. THEY ARE OBSESSED WITH US.

    YANKEES SUCK CHANTS.

    SUCK ON THIS.

    NOW THE PIZZA?

    WE GOTTA OVERTURN THIS SHIT.

    THESE PRICKS DON'T DESERVE SUCCESS, NO LESS PARADES.

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  3. Thank god Hal does not own a pizza joint.

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  4. The rest of the nation doesn't deserve NY City pizza. More clam pies for us.

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  5. Thanks for letting me know that I can never trust anything I read on Trip Adviser.

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