So, it looks like Clint the Red tears up his ankle pretty bad last night.
Turns out, it's a sprain. Clint goes to third on a grounder, scores on a sac fly. Ankle is taped. Clint stays in to play another two innings until game finally ends.
After the game, Clint expresses his desire to keep playing, with his hot bat and all.
Yanks talk about the IL, benching him, etc.
C'mon.
I'm well aware that baseball and all big-time sports lean on the stupid side when it comes to injuries. Jim Bouton quoted Mickey Mantle joking about it in Ball Four.
Mgr. Johnny Keane: Hey, Mick, how's that arm feeling?
Mick: Well, skip, it fell off. But I put it back on with some Scotch tape.
Keane: That's fine, Mick, just fine. Can you gimme four innings today?
Or something like that.
But...a sprained ankle?
Isn't the prescription here, ice it, watch it, try not to get so drunk you fall off the bar stool?
It's what Vince Lombardi, the Patron Saint of Football (hallowed be his name) used to say: You have to play with the small hurts.
So maybe you DH Clint, the perfect small-hurt position. Or to put it another way, "What would Derek do?"
Sounds good to me. Who exactly would replace Le Grand Rouge anyway?
ReplyDeleteJesus fucking Montero, let the guy play. It's just a sprain, and if the trainers are anywhere close to good, you miss a game, at most.
ReplyDeleteWhat're they doing, protecting their trade bait?
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ReplyDeleteExcept for Puckered. He's a total douche.
FUCKERS!!!!!
Annnnnd ... the Red Sox dropped both ends of a double-header at Fenway to the Tigers. Roar.
ReplyDeleteFUCKERS.
How about "The Grand Limp-Dickification of the Sport In 9 Parts?"
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ReplyDeleteTehehee!
ReplyDeleteGleyber needed that hit, has just been abysmal at the plate for a week.
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"Green is warming in the bullpen" - Suzyn
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ReplyDeleteWe're seriously living in Groundhog day with this fucking bullpen.
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ReplyDeleteALL OUR BIG STARS ARE OUT.
WHAT DID THAT LEAVE US WITH?
A BUNCH OF NO NAMES AND A COUPLE OF HAS-BEEN'S.
WHAT ARE THEY BRINGING US?
MORE CLUTCH HITS!
I SAW THE STAT TONIGHT THAT SAID IN THE LAST 5 OR 6 GAMES, WE ARE HITTING OVER .300 WITH RUNNERS IN SCORING POSITION.
THIS IS A REVELATION.
PLAYERS MAKING MORE CONTACT WITH RUNNERS ON BASE, WHICH IS BRINGING US MORE RUNS, WHICH IS BRINGING US MORE WINS.
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TAKING NOTES COOP?
I DOUBT IT.
Quoting a tweet...
ReplyDelete"Thairo Estrada was fucking shot and spent less time on the IL than Jacoby Ellsbury"
Ranger,
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This seems to happen to Cashman‘s teams every few years. A bunch of overpaid guys go down with injuries. A bunch of hungry guys come up and play their hearts out. Everybody gets excited. Then, the overpaid guys come back, take their rightful places on the roster, and we start to stink again, like a dead fish sitting on a bus stop bench in July. He is wedded to doing things one way. I truly innovative GM would have noticed this pattern and been flexible enough to change.
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