Even as we brood, The Master prepares.

Coronavirus-related calls now being considered by our hero:


"Talk about flattening the curve!  He crushed it!"

"You want social distancing?  That ball wasn't within six feet of the plate!"

"Back to back!  Belly to belly!  In theory!"

"You'd better put him in quarantine!  He won't get over that home run for at least two weeks!"

"Shelter in place!  He hit a bomb!"

"He ventilated that pitch!"


What, too soon?