REPEATING, BREATHLESSLY: If the season started this week, as was planned, Yankee superstar Giancarlo Stanton could have possibly played, assuming conditions warranted and he avoided another injury. Yankee officials tell IIHIIFIIc that not only could Stanton have possibly worked, but he could have maybe, possibly, we-got-a-great-feeling-about-this belted a home run.
IIHIIFIIc hereby is naming Stanton Comeback Player of 2020 Spring Training, for proving potential doubters possibly wrong. Stanton has recovered from a muscle strain, characterized by Boone as "the invisible scourge."
Some had suggested Stanton would miss opening day. Today, their faces are covered in yoke. They are fake news, lies told by people who seek to hurt Yankee workers.
Some of you may wonder why regular team doctors are not part of today's announcement. That's because the Yankees have upgraded their medical staff to include Dr. Judge Jeanine Pirro. Speaking of judges, stay tuned for updates on Aaron, who soon might have been able to play on May 1.
This just in!
ReplyDeleteAaron Boone provides this exciting update on Judge:
“I think the thoracic outlet — he didn’t have that but that’s often times what’s associated. So it’s just making sure that that was healed because that’s when we have the concerns of flying and all that so cleared in that regard and hopefully now. Obviously, one of the good things is that hopefully this is a time where he can get the proper rest to allow that bone, allow that rib to heal properly and hopefully, when it’s time to play ball, Aaron’s with us.”
So that settles that.
Since you posted that, Stanton tripped coming out of the shower and pulled a gonad. Out six more weeks...ESPN should have that breaking story by tomorrow...
ReplyDeleteWe coulda been a contender.
ReplyDeleteStay safe all you stadium rats.
ReplyDelete"POSSIBLY"...
ReplyDeleteBooney is an artist with the word "hopeful." Where do people go to learn how not to say anything while continuously talking. Must be a special class for those who get microphones shoved in their faces. Or maybe somebody writes this stuff for them so they sound all folksy and caring and sharing while revealing only slightly more than nothing.
ReplyDeleteAnd the desperate knuckleheads with cameras and recorders lap it up like it's a Watergate scoop even though Boone's got nothing more than rainbows and lollipops.
There was an update on Judge's condition from a Dr. J. Lewis:
ReplyDelete"So it's the thoracic outlet, and what with the flying and the bone and the batting the baseball and the throwing everywhere and the running and the sliding and HEY LADY!"
"Hey LAY-DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteI really want the world to know about this great man who brought back happiness into my life again after my husband left me and the kids 3 years ago for another women online when i contacted Dr Believe he cast a love spell for me within 48 hours my ex husband start calling me and begging for forgiveness for everything that have happened between us. I was so happy to have my family back together with love again here is the email of Dr Believe via believelovespelltemple@gmail.com a man with the great powers you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348156148821
God bless you
I am very grateful for your help in my marriage.