There will be no more of this " hanky pinky" with social distancing.
Will umpires call " foul" if the pitcher loads up the ball with Purell?
Will holding a runner on first be outlawed?
Will fans still fight to catch or snare a foul ball ( how long do microbes live on cowhide)?
I assume dome ceilings will be not allowed.
Will the personal catering service to those in the Goldman Sachs seats be terminated?
Maintaining six feet of space between patrons lined at the sausage stand will result in a queue that goes around the stadium. Is that a proximity hazard?
Who is going to want to squeeze mustard out a previously used container?
Will players use protective gloves over their protective gloves?
When is opening day?
I demand my mustard in individually infected packets, as tradition dictates.
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