We dig Rickie Ricardo but before someone tries to talk Suzyn into posing with an old dress and crying, "Waaaah" while a slickly pompadoured Cuban gentleman sings "Babalooooooo!" our pals at the Post report that John has recovered from "a blood infection," (OK) and is heading home.
Expect him to return to the broadcast as early as later this week.
UPDATE: He's back Thursday.
Babalu!!
ReplyDeleteI'm listening to the WFAN feed. Why is Hicks hitting 3rd?
DJ!! DJ!! DJ!!
Fuck you Hal.
Grady's banging on the ceiling!!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to hear John again, but it will be bittersweet when Rickie tells us "via con dios". I might have to start studying. I'd love to listen to Rickie call a long "quadrangular" off Judge's bat.
ReplyDeleteNotorious liar John Sterling... who lies about his real name, his actual age, and most especially about the true nature of Yankee injuries, almost certainly did not have a blood infection. I’m certain it’s an STD.
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ReplyDeleteBeau, certain STDs can cause blood infections. It can be both. The best lies have a touch of truth about them.
ReplyDeleteDuring the break I had a quick look at the latest news in the NY Times. The Cardinals now have 13 reported cases of Covid-19.
ReplyDeleteGuys: savour every minute of the games we get to see. I fear everyday that I will wake to find the "season" gone.
I have been planning on starting the Österreichische Gesellschaft zur Unterstützung alternder Baseballspieler (Austrian Association for the Support of Aging Baseball Players) in honour of Brett Gardner's two home runs in two consecutive games.
Fuck you Hal!
Oogie, make sure Beauregard keeps it real.
ReplyDeleteFuck you Cash. Fuck you Hal.
@Winnie...this guy right?
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Since we’re in a rain delay, Oogie wanted to send a very special message to you Winnie and Ranger...
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For you all:
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Yes Ranger, just so.
ReplyDeleteGee, Officer Kriske. Krisk you!
ReplyDeleteAaron Judge has reached the point where he's 2-for-4 with a double and a run scored and we say, "well, he had an off night. He'll bounce back next game."
ReplyDelete"Smells like victory?" I miss The Master.
ReplyDeleteWhat, he actually quoted "Apocalypse Now"? I love it.
ReplyDeleteBut I fear Austria is right. This really is turning into one of those 1870s seasons, where teams simply stop playing after going 1-12.
The constructs of modern sports are so weird when you think about them, playing on with no chance of winning, sticking to a schedule. There is a certain, useless beauty to it all.
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