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FUCK YOU, HAL, BRIAN, AND BOONEY AND FUCK YOU IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE OXFORD COMMA.
What's the stat for two passed balls in an inning? Is it "On The Mound With Two Passed Balls In An Inning?" OTMWTPBIAI? A new stat! It *must* mean something!
WTF do the lads have the "run on contact" play on EVERY FUCKING TIME we have a runner on third base? They must have lost at least four runs so far this season.
And ANOTHER thing, is Eddie Perez drunk/stoned for every Yankee telecast? He gets into a snickering fest with one of partners over "sat iz unknown" for maybe a couple of innings. Arkansas polio weed, perhaps?
Mets won on that play tonight...but with a speedy, marginal player on third.
When you have a not-so-fast guy, hugely vulnerable to injury, why run it? Why not just have Stanton fake a little to maybe keep the DP fro happening and go back to third?
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IBS LADY FOREVER!!!
ReplyDeleteYES!
MY ONE AND ONLY TRUE LOVE IN THIS BROKEN, SORRY LIFE.
IBS IBS IBS
FUCK YOU, HAL, YOU STINKING CANKER SORE, YOU CARBUNCLE ON THE ASS OF YOUR FATHER'S CORPSE, YOU OOZING OPEN SPIGOT OF PUS AND CHEAP-ITUDE. FOOD STAMPS HAL, YOU FOUL STINKING PIECE OF SHIT, YOU PUDDLE OF GOAT PISS UNDER DOCTOR OLU'S TRAILER.
FUCK YOU, HAL, BRIAN, AND BOONEY AND FUCK YOU IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE OXFORD COMMA.
IBS IBS IBS
Judge hit one finally...thank Goddess that we have a real 1B now...
ReplyDelete"Flaming turds!"
ReplyDeleteYou go bitty!!
Well, that's 5 outs from Montgomery. Probably need to be happy with that.
ReplyDeleteWhat Mr. Bit said.
ReplyDeleteBut you'll have to fight me for the attentions of IBS lady. Va-Va-Va-VOOM!
What's the stat for two passed balls in an inning? Is it "On The Mound With Two Passed Balls In An Inning?" OTMWTPBIAI? A new stat! It *must* mean something!
ReplyDeleteDidn't Sanchez pioneer that stat?
ReplyDeleteESpewN stat: Montgomery has given up more HRs to the DEVIL rays than any other team.
ReplyDeleteHe also has MORE FUCKING STARTS AGAINST THEM, YOU FUCKING STAT BOY IDJITS!
Winnie, it is more cause than effect with ICS-2. May be the reason some pitchers have their favorite 'specialty catcher'.
ReplyDeleteGary, Hustling again.
ReplyDeleteBut what about IBS lady, huh!
ReplyDeleteMy loins are pulsating.
Well in a platonic sort of way.
ReplyDeleteCheck that hernia, Rufus. Make sure it's not incarcerated.
ReplyDeleteESpewN is horrible. I have turned to out of sync Sterlingvision on the audio.
ReplyDeleteEven out of sync, it's better.
Winnie, I have never been incarcerated, despite grade school teachers' predictions.
ReplyDeleteIncapacitated due to bourbon? I'll need to consult my lawyer before answering.
SHE'S BACK! IN ALL HER RASCALLY, RED-HEADED, IRRITATED BOWEL GLORY!!!
ReplyDeleteWe worship our Lady of IBS!
Monty looking like it's El Alamein. Bad break when Judge hit the ball hard again with a man on third, but right at Juice-arena.
Still, team looks alive. Maybe they've gone from the Void to the Voit.
Three Card Monty has pitched pretty well…
ReplyDeleteHer name is Llana Becker, but it doesn’t appear she has ever done porn. I was never into scat anyway.
ReplyDeleteFucker! Voit almost took it out.
ReplyDeleteDamn, we need ONE MORE RUN in this game, I think. 2-1 won't do it. A 3-1 lead might.
So nice to be watching baseball c. 1906, albeit without the strategy, running, or low, low prices.
Sancho! Wonders WILL never cease!
ReplyDeleteEven smart, stepping out on this quick-pitch jerk.
Monty goes 2 and 1/3 times through the lineup and he's out. Very progressive of Boone. Very progressive.
ReplyDeleteGardy taking one for the team.
ReplyDeleteBeau,
ReplyDeleteThat is Irritabelle, lust of my life.
LeMahieu looking completely fooled up there.
ReplyDeleteWow, could Tampa be worse hitters than the Yankees?
ReplyDeleteTWO HITS IN A ROW!! IT'S A RALLY!!
ReplyDeleteIBS lady has given me a reason to watch baseball again.
ReplyDeleteTerrible at-bat by Gio.
ReplyDeleteThat's not a fucking rally.
ReplyDeleteEven John is disappointed.
ReplyDeleteAmazing we could not get a run there. Off a mediocre, left-handed reliever.
ReplyDeleteYou can guarantee a loss after that shit.
ReplyDeleteGreat game by The Gleyber tonight.
ReplyDeleteHe’s out
ReplyDeleteError by Gleyber and WE'RE OFF!
ReplyDeleteWhat a throw!
ReplyDeleteThey'll turn this one over, despite the optimism of the Yankees announcers. Glad we got that extra run.
ReplyDeleteBut no! A break. Okay, we'll take it.
ReplyDeleteSancho looking like the Sancho of old.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, so is Chapo.
Flop Sweat can’t throw a strike…
ReplyDeleteUh-oh.
ReplyDeleteSo that great break with the wild pitch was just the set-up by the juju gods.
ReplyDeleteWow, they're already in midseason form!
Another break—but Chapo is a mess.
ReplyDeleteAll right, well, he got through it. But I wonder if we get the injury news later...
ReplyDeleteI attribute it all to our redheaded Vision of Gastric Beauty.
ReplyDeleteAaaaahh!! Thhh-uhuhuhuhub-UH-UH-UH YANKEES WIN!!
ReplyDelete"Big win to beat Tampa in Tampa," so says The Master.
ReplyDeleteRolaids comes through....
ReplyDeleteGreat play!
ReplyDeleteDoug K.
Of course - as we all know - every Yankee win is a big Yankee win.
ReplyDeleteWTF do the lads have the "run on contact" play on EVERY FUCKING TIME we have a runner on third base? They must have lost at least four runs so far this season.
ReplyDelete"Ahhhh but that play never works".
And ANOTHER thing, is Eddie Perez drunk/stoned for every Yankee telecast? He gets into a snickering fest with one of partners over "sat iz unknown" for maybe a couple of innings. Arkansas polio weed, perhaps?
ReplyDeleteMets won on that play tonight...but with a speedy, marginal player on third.
ReplyDeleteWhen you have a not-so-fast guy, hugely vulnerable to injury, why run it? Why not just have Stanton fake a little to maybe keep the DP fro happening and go back to third?
Turnaround at-bat for Frazier--if they let him play.
ReplyDeleteNo such thing as a "turnaround AB".
ReplyDeleteFuck you, Kevin. You're a moron and a Cashman toady--a thoroughly grotesque specimen.
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteI really want the world to know about this great man who brought back happiness into my life again after my husband left me and the kids 3 years ago for another women online when i contacted Dr Believe he cast a love spell for me within 48 hours my ex husband start calling me and begging for forgiveness for everything that have happened between us. I was so happy to have my family back together with love again here is the email of Dr Believe via believelovespelltemple@gmail.com a man with the great powers you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348156148821
God bless you
I am very grateful for your help in my marriage.
ReplyDeleteLOTTO, lottery,jackpot.
Hello all my viewers, I am very happy for sharing this great testimonies,The best thing that has ever happened in my life is how I win the lottery euro million mega jackpot. I am a Woman who believe that one day I will win the lottery. finally my dreams came through when I email believelovespelltemple@gmail.com and tell him I need the lottery numbers. I have spend so much money on ticket just to make sure I win. But I never know that winning was so easy until the day I meant the spell caster online which so many people has talked about that he is very great in casting lottery spell, . so I decide to give it a try.I contacted this great Dr Believe and he did a spell and he gave me the winning lottery numbers. But believe me when the draws were out I was among winners. I win 30,000 million Dollar. Dr Believe truly you are the best, all thanks to you forever