As of today, the baseball season is in jeopardy. If the owners and players don't settle soon - like, within days - opening day will be canceled.
Apparently, they think they can screw-over the national populace, without consequences - and that fans will simply return and pretend nothing happened.
These people are fools.
Over the last two years, America has received a crash course in civil disobedience and creative rioting. After the owners and players are done wrecking the game, it will be time for the fans to register their disgust.
Questions for debate:
How close can a Tampa to NYC truck blockade get to Yankee Stadium? (Within honking distance, hopefully.)
Where should we erect the gallows? (We'll call it "The Joey Gallo.")
Should we change River Avenue to Live Fans Matter Plaza? (Or Marvin Miller Street.)
Which of the bars will we occupy? (Answer: All of them.)
Who wants to paint his face, wear a horns headdress, and go as the IT IS HIGH Shaman? (Alphonso, that's you.)
Smearing feces on walls... yes or no?
I say we leave Monument Park as is. (No need to involve Mickey in this.)
Someone needs to set up a secret cache of weaponry: Hockey horns, party poppers, puke towels, kegs, pennant flags to burn, etc.
Who's doing the t-shirts?
This is not over. It's the bottom of the first.
Please, no shit on the walls. Let's stay on the right side of good hygiene.
ReplyDeleteOtherwise, anything goes.
Absolutely JM, there's enough shit on the field,,,,, I'll bring the air horns and will go in FULL clown costume, walking my invisible dog Fleabag Hal at the front gate!
ReplyDeleteWe should be mad.
ReplyDeleteThe state of New York has not won a championship among the four major professional sports in a decade, its longest drought in 100 years (basically the history of organized pro sports).
1921 - Giants (MLB)
1922 - Giants (MLB)
1923 - Yankees
1927 - Yankees, Giants (NFL)
1928 - Yankees, Rangers
1932 - Yankees
1933 - Giants (MLB), Rangers
1934 - Giants (NFL)
1936 - Yankees
1937 - Yankees
1938 - Yankees, Giants (NFL)
1939 - Yankees
1940 - Rangers
1941 - Yankees
1943 - Yankees
1947 - Yankees
1949 - Yankees
1950 - Yankees
1951 - Yankees, Royals (NBA)
1952 - Yankees
1953 - Yankees
1954 - Giants (MLB)
1955 - Dodgers, Nationals (NBA)
1956 - Yankees, Giants (NFL)
1958 - Yankees
1961 - Yankees
1962 - Yankees
1964 - Bills
1965 - Bills
1968 - Jets
1969 - Mets
1970 - Knicks
1973 - Knicks
1974 - Nets
1976 - Nets
1977 - Yankees
1978 - Yankees
1980 - Islanders
1981 - Islanders
1982 - Islanders
1983 - Islanders
1986 - Mets, Giants (NFL)
1990 - Giants (NFL)
1994 - Rangers
1996 - Yankees
1998 - Yankees
1999 - Yankees
2000 - Yankees
2007 - Giants (NFL)
2009 - Yankees
2011 - Giants (NFL)
Something needs to burn.
“Many a true word hath been spoken in jest.”
ReplyDelete― William Shakespeare, King Lear
I say: Let. It. Die.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! Next, invade Ukraine.
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