Saturday, February 19, 2022

I Won't Go To A Ballgame

       


                                   

(Take Me Out To The Ballgame)

I won’t go to the ballgame.

There is Covid in crowds.

Won’t pay fifteen dollars for Cracker Jacks.

I don’t care if they ever come back.


'Cause it’s root root root for my wagers.

Three outcome baseball is lame.

Don’t care… one, two, three strikes, “Locked out!”

They’ve destroyed the game. 

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5 comments:

  1. JMFebruary 19, 2022 at 10:25 AM

    Where's Eddie Layton when you need him?

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  2. EDBFebruary 19, 2022 at 11:34 AM

    That's the spirit, Doug.

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  3. UnknownFebruary 19, 2022 at 5:25 PM

    Terrible

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  4. The Hammer of GodFebruary 22, 2022 at 3:18 PM

    Just what Goose Gossage is saying. It's all fucked up. The game didn't need fixin' and the greedy morons have ruined it all.

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  5. The Hammer of GodFebruary 22, 2022 at 7:22 PM

    Amen, they have destroyed OUR game. And they're not through yet.

    The Hammer of God

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