Many years ago, when asked to sum up all of human history in one sentence, the great historian Charles A. Beard offered four:
The bee always fertilizes the flower it robs.
Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad with power.
The gristmills of God grind slowly, but infinitely small.
When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.
Somehow, whenever the world goes crazy, those four lines give me hope.
Yesterday, the actions of Derek Jeter also brought a smile. He jumped ship on the dismal, money-grubbing Marlins, using a respectful tone to tell them to - as they say on Snake Island - go fuck themselves. He'd had enough of losing. He'd had enough of lending his name to an organization that didn't care about winning. (And, I suspect, to an ownership that is willing to tank the 2022 season.)
But you know what really brought a smile? It shows we've always been right about Jeter. He is truly a great one. And once and for all, he shows himself to be a player, a warrior, rather than one of the reanimated cadavers who squeeze the game for money. Jeter will escape this colossal mess with his reputation intact. Rob Manfred? I'm not so sure.
Oh, one other thing: If we're lucky, maybe Jeter will return to the team where he belongs.
Today, baseball's negotiators have moved their opening day "deadline" to 5 pm. It's hard to tell what's happening. But they had three months to negotiate, and they did nothing. Now, they're on the verge of losing everything.
Sorta like the ferret-faced creep, who is about to go down in history as a criminal, a fool, a pariah, and a loser.
The sounds of those missiles, they're the buzzing of the bees, fertilizing the flower for the inevitable roll of history's dice. Yeah, it's dark, but if you look up, we can see the stars.
News I missed several days ago: Rizzo is training to be hit by pitches.
ReplyDeleteNews today: We have Hensley Muelens back as a hitting coach.
We're really movin' now.
All we need to do is fire Cashman, fire Boone, get Jeter to lead an investment group to pry the Yanks out of Hal's deadly, dainty fingers, and we'll have a chance.
It's gonna be a long summer.
Beautiful, Duque! And very true.
ReplyDeleteTrue, the calculations of three college mathematics professors and the vaunted fBA6@ website have calculated that Jeter's fielding range possibility/probability/potential was .003 behind that of Rabbit Maranville, lifetime. But we still love him!
ReplyDeleteFerret-faced creep? You still talking about Frank Burns?
Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait'll you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you're still so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
ReplyDeleteVery powerful Mr. Duque.
ReplyDeleteApparently no deal has been reached - Robby Man Fed will speak today at 5PM ET. Goodbye Beisbol.
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ReplyDeleteManfred and most of the owners don't really like baseball. They wish they were NFL owners. That's a major part of the problem.
ReplyDeleteFirst two series of the year cancelled.
ReplyDeleteFor the Yankees, that's our opening roadtrip through Texas (4 @ TEX, 3 @ HOU).
Wow - I watched the press conference and I have to say that right before Manfred started speaking he was repeatedly chuckling like an annoying frat boy that just heard his first funny fart joke. Great way to segue into a faux-somber prepared statement that they worked really hard and did everything that they could but couldn't reach an agreement. What a complete Turd.
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ReplyDeleteManfredo makes Bug Selig look classy
Manfred is a monster
ReplyDeleteI missed baseball in '81, but I had my first law job and my marriage, so I had other diversions;
ReplyDeleteI missed baseball during the 90's strike, but I had small children and a career, so I had other diversions;
Now I am older, retired and have more disposable income than I have ever had in my life and would have gladly taken my grandsons to MLB games in Atlanta, Baltimore and Tampa during my various sojourns.
But, I realize that my father was right. Don't get personally invested in any sports team, because not a single one of them gives a rat's ass about you or your life.
FUCK MLB and the horse that they rode in on.
Very true, Barney.
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