The announcer is catching flack - (and rightfully so) - for referring to Nestor Cortez as... "Nestor the Molester."
WTF was he thinking?
Wait... maybe Kaat is on to something! Let's see now...
Big John "Sodom" Mize
George Herman "Rape" Ruth
Sparky "Pedoph" Lyle
Bill "Abuse" Skowron
Danny Cater "the Violator"
Lou Gehrig "The Iron Intercourse"
I can go on, but I need a shower...
Joe Girardi has been cheese-steaked through the heart.
ReplyDeleteOk. Too funny, if not pc.
ReplyDeleteSee ya, Joe. Wrapped too tight for Philly.
ReplyDeleteBobby Meachem axed with him.
ReplyDelete"Sparky "Pedoph" Lyle and Danny Cater the Violator" are outstanding!
ReplyDeleteOr the immortal Pete LaCock?
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ReplyDeleteHad to take a crack at it:
ReplyDeleteRusty “Sanchez” Staub
Andrew Miller “The Serial Killer”
Larry Walker “The Subway Stalker”
“Feel ‘Em Up” Tony Lazzari
“Zip Ties” Cobb
Stan “The Man Who Hunts Down Underage Girls and Has His Way With Them" Musial”
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I would take a shower now as well but I don’t want to run into Vida "Lube."
Less we forget Hideki "Fat Pussy Toad" Irabu named by the Boss himself...
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ReplyDeleteRusty “Sanchez” Staub
I would have gone with Rusty "Trombone" Staub. I think you might have been thinking of Gary "Nasty" Sanchez.
Oh yeah, it's shower time.
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ReplyDeleteLBJ
ReplyDeleteYou're right! I mixed the two up. It's Rusty "Trombone" Staub and now we get Gary "Dirty" Sanchez as a bonus.
I suppose we also get Honus "Bone-us" Wagner as well.
Lloyd (Big
ReplyDeleteLloyd (Little Poison) and Paul (Big Poison) Weener Wagger
Lloyd (Little Poison) and Paul (Big Poison) Weener Wagger
ReplyDeleteLloyd (Little Poison) and Paul (Big Poison) Weener Wagger
Lloyd (Little Poison) and Paul (Big Poison) Weener Wagger
ReplyDelete"Hair Pie" Traynor
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ReplyDeleteI suppose we also get Honus "Bone-us" Wagner as well.
Doug:
I wish I were sufficiently mature that this didn't make me LOL.
But not really.
Pretty sure that he was channeling Johnny Carson's "Chester the Molester". Nobody talked about canceling Carson back then, and I am sure that nobody found child molestation to be funny. It's kinda weird, the Country has become more obscene, yet puritanical at the same time. Seemingly.
ReplyDeleteHow about :
ReplyDeleteDizzy "from Jizzy" Dean
Ed "Its as big as a damn" Kranepool
Mariano means yes Rivera.
ReplyDeleteJim Ain’t Got No Pussy Kaat.
ReplyDeletegood one on Mariano also liked Ed Kranepool.
ReplyDeleteI will resist doing one on Willie Randolph's nickname when he was our third base coach but it is a variation on "Wave 'em home Willie"
And I'm done for the day...
Rusty Kuntz.
ReplyDeleteActual player and coach in mlb.
https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/k/kuntzru01.shtml