Mariano, Mickey, Yogi, Jeet.. UHH!
Where am I?
Oh, it's you. How long have I been sleeping? A day? Two? Five?
Ummm...
So... I hear the Yankees got Frankie Montas from Oakland for four minor leaguers who Team Cash says:
a) were all going to be lost in next December's Rule 5 draft, anyway
b) were part of an unprecedented wave of Yankee talent, anyway
c) weren't that good, anyway.
I guess they had to do something. And we still have The Martian.
I must have dreamed he was going in a trade..
el duque . . . .
ReplyDeleteshouldn't you be somewhere fast asleep, plugged into an IV getting sober?
Or as the Eagles would say:
ReplyDeleteI'm goin' back in time and it's a sweet dream
It was a quiet night and I would be all right
If I could go on sleeping
But every mornin' I wake up and worry
What's gonna happen today?
You see it your way I see it mine
But we both see it slippin' away...
Not Heaney!
ReplyDeleteNot Heaney, God!...
Lou Trivino is a terrible major league pitcher. Minus 0.9 bWAR this year. MINUS!!! His WHIP of 1.88 would be super kinky if we were running a live sex club, but WHY THE FUCK IS HE A YANKEE NOW !!??!?!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteMatt Blake will fix him…
ReplyDeleteBecause Cashman is a genii.
ReplyDeleteCLOWN OF STRIKEOUTS
ReplyDelete(adapted for the internet by putting it on a piece of wood and hammering a few nails through it)
Goodbye Gallo my old friend
I'm really thankful its the end
Because you're always striking out
And your twitching ends with a pout
And that hyper tension living in my veins
Still remains
You're still - a clown - of strikeouts
Didn't know Lou Trivino was that awful. Wow, seriously, WTF? Perhaps the A's insisted on our taking him if we wanted Montas? Even so, it doesn't seem like such a good trade now.
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