Wednesday, September 14, 2022

Six games up in loss column, 20 to go, and - yes - Boston is a tomato can

Honestly, dunno how Boston lost last night. Smoke and mirrors? Artificial Intelligence? Team effort, top-down.

I mean, all they needed to do was read a scouting report: Pitch around Aaron Judge. Walk him. Shave him. Escort him to first. Don't give him anything hittable.  

And it wasn't as if they were behind. They had leads, thanks to Gerrit "Little Game" Cole. Nope. Somebody weighed the pros and cons, decided to pitch to Judge, to prove he's not for real and - kaboom. Delightful. 

Boston this year has unveiled a rookie cavalcade. But their future - hey, everybody, Bobby Dalbec! - dangles like dice from a rear view mirror. They'll probably lose Bogaertes this winter. There is talk that they'll chase Judge but a) Even cheap suit Hal would never let Boston outbid him and b) I doubt Judge would insult the NY fan base that loves him so much. Boston must keep Rafael Devers in the stable, and he looks bored and ready to play DH. The answer is not Tommy Pham. And if they don't know enough to pitch around the greatest HR hitter since Barry Bighead, can anyone help them? 

This we know:

1. If the season ended today, Houston and the Death Barge would enjoy first round clambakes. Cleveland, winner of the AL Central dirt league, would play the team with the worst record among Seattle, Toronto and Tampa. The Yankees would get the winner of that series. Considering Cleveland's issues, that's probably the friendliest path we can expect.

2. The Yankees promoted Jasson "Our Favorite Martian" Dominguez, to Double A. Last night, he celebrated by going 0-5 with a K. Oh, well... growing pains. 

This year, at three levels, Dominguez hit .277 with 15 HRs. He fanned 125 times - once every four at-bats. He stole 36 bases - thrown out 7 times. All things considered... not bad for age 19.

Remember: He's a switch hitter. At Tampa, where he played the most, he batted much better from the left side - .288 with 7 HRs. (From the right, .211 with 2 HRs.) He will surely play winter ball. (Remember: He missed a year of development due to the pandemic.) Would they send him to the Arizona Fall League, which guarantees more attention? It's worth noting that Cooperstown Cashman supposedly offered him around at the trade deadline. He's still overhyped. But by this time next year, we will know...

3. Also playing last night at Double A Somerset was Harrison Bader. He went 0-3 with two strikeouts. He's now 1 for 6 in rehab. 

Frankly, I feel sorry for Bader. For the rest of his Yankee career, he'll be tied to Cashman's overreach and hubris -perhaps the worst deal of Cash's career, and that's saying something. 

Jordan Montgomery is now 5-1 with a 2.08 ERA with St. Louis, and it's hard to imagine Bader having such an impact on the Yankees. Donno what magic he can bring to CF, but two of the greatest fielders in recent history - Kevin Kiermaier and Jackie Bradely Jr. - never struck that much fear in us.

We gotta give the guy a chance. But sometimes, a bad deal just begets more bad juju. And this guy comes wrapped in it. 

13 comments:

  1. https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/cc-sabathia-angels-shohei-ohtani-should-be-american-league-mvp-over-yankees-aaron-judge/

    Carsten Charles is dead to me.

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  2. I have words about CashBrain, but the office is busy right now.

    Earnestly mellifluous fuck.

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  3. Rufus, they are preparing the storyline to rob Judge of a third MVP.

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  4. Sabathia is a tool of the establishment elite. Fuck him.

    Bader, Booter, whatever his name is--he's doomed. Unless he turns into Aaron Judge II overnight, he'll always carry the weight of The Worst Trade Cashman Made, Ever. It wasn't his fault, he was a helpless pawn in the game of life, but one day Gregor Samsa woke up to find he had become a giant insect.

    That's how it goes sometimes. Sad.

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  5. Et tu, CC?

    Sure, Boston's terrible NOW, but we all know it never seems to take all that long for their hardware to change from a Campbell's can to the Commissioner's Trophy. It's hard to believe that someone on the Yankees TV broadcast--was it Kay?--openly wondered if Yankees fans would accept so many last-place finishes if it also meant the occasional World Series championship? They were kidding, right? No, much better to finish, I dunno, 82-80 over and over again than to actually win anything of import.

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  6. A few things...

    1) "The Ohtani"

    If Judge breaks the AL HR (and non-steroid, MLB) record, almost pulls off a Triple Crown, not to mention carrying his team, and STILL isn't the MVP, then the award should just be re-named The Ohtani, and give it to the guy in spring training and be done with it.

    Because that would be total horseshit. And CC? Dude... hope your not drinking again because you'd have to be wasted to say something that stupid.

    2) The Martian

    Saw him live a couple of weeks ago. Wrote about it. If you missed it here's the link...

    https://johnsterling.blogspot.com/2022/09/my-trip-to-minors.html

    3) Kevin Kiermaier

    Yeah, he's a lightweight but I actually have him on my list of Yankee Killers.Alsways a big hit in a crucial AB.

    4) Cole

    Embedded Astro?

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  7. Anybody think we might need a 3b next year? Also at Somerset: Andres “El Senor”Chaparro. 18 hrs in 60 games with a .971 OPS and a good glove. Crazy to think he might replace Donaldson though, right? Why just the other day Boone said JD was swinging the bat much better!

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  8. JM citing Kafka. That's what makes this place great.

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  9. Metamorphosis is actually quite funny if you choose to read it that way.

    Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to discover he'd been transformed into a cockroach.

    That's a serious comedy premise right there.

    The interactions with bureaucracy in,"The Castle" reads like a Marx Bros film or a Monty Python sketch.

    Kafka was a funny man.

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  10. What JM said about CC...fuck him! I heard he drank at that Bronx bar a few blocks from the stadium where we met at before every home start.

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  11. Fuck Shohei...they've given him and trout MVPs and NONE of them have been valuable enough to lead their team anywhere.... everyday we see why and how Judge is ACTUALLY MVP.... The guy wills his team to win after win

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  12. I had little to no hope for Jasson, either.

    BUT...batting over .300, at 19, in High A, is not bad. Could it be that the Yanks' woman manager straightened him out?

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  13. Doesn't CC still consider himself a Yankee? So he should be advocating for Judge as the MVP, even if he thinks Ohtani deserves it more.

    Unless CC is trying to get good with Yankee management. Yankee management probably wants Ohtani to win the MVP, just so it won't add another 50 million to Judge's contract.

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