This caught my eye from New York Magazine. It's a review of Olivia Rodrigo's new album, Guts. This is how we need to cover the Yankees.
"Rodrigo is living in a gilded panopticon where her every move arouses emotion in viewers she may never meet, and the images cultivated by celebrities like her are used to judge everyday people who can't access the same resources. Guts is saying fuck it."
I couldn't agree more wholeheartedly.
In fact, Aaron Boone is too often lost in his personal freeform zeitgeist, where not even a positive Judgeian edict can necessarily overwhelm the YES-based fan ethos that threatens to devour him, whole and unflinchingly, into its cacophony of NO.
Somebody is en fuego this morning.
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ReplyDeleteReview this little POP masterpiece:
ReplyDeleteBoone knows
It can’t be sealed
Without a kiss
When things run a bit
Amiss
Just unzip and
Take a piss
It’s just another
Swing and Miss
Oh yeaaaah….
The seasons’ over
‘cause
We suck so bad
Suck so bad
It won’t change much
‘cause
We suck so bad
Suck so bad
Heads won’t ROLL
‘cause
We suck so bad
Suck so bad
SuhhhhhhhhhK
Soooooooo
Baaaaaaad
Oh yeah
"Rodrigo is living in a gilded panopticon where her every move arouses emotion in viewers she may never meet, and the images cultivated by celebrities like her are used to judge everyday people who can't access the same resources. Guts is saying fuck it."
ReplyDeleteArtsy-fartsy bullshitting. Intellectual poser.
Two words : Responsibility and Accountability.
ReplyDeletePeople the water is rising here. Please remember my last words to B/C/S :”Fuck you all very much!”
That's even better than, "Don't give up the ship!"
ReplyDeleteCan they trade Rondon for Chapman?
ReplyDeleteCan we all meet at Boone's place and take a combined shit on his stoop?
ReplyDeleteWinnie, how about one small turd, strategically placed at the tip of Boonie's cleats so that he has to yank it on before making contact? Or replacing the sunflower seeds in his personal bag with tiny faux seeds made of excrement and painted appropriately? Okay, I must get back to my third grade class before teacher expels me.
ReplyDeleteWinnie and mr. bit are the muses of this site.
ReplyDeleteI volunteer to contribute.
Can they trade Rodent for a bag of mothras?
ReplyDeleteJiminy cricket.
ReplyDeleteOr WTF?
The Marlins clinch a playoff spot.
Why can't the Yankees get a general manager that can do that for them?