Friday, September 29, 2023

We should write about the Yankees the way rock critics do about singers

 

This caught my eye from New York Magazine. It's a review of Olivia Rodrigo's new album, Guts. This is how we need to cover the Yankees. 

"Rodrigo is living in a gilded panopticon where her every move arouses emotion in viewers she may never meet, and the images cultivated by celebrities like her are used to judge everyday people who can't access the same resources. Guts is saying fuck it."

I couldn't agree more wholeheartedly.

In fact, Aaron Boone is too often lost in his personal freeform zeitgeist, where not even a positive Judgeian edict can necessarily overwhelm the YES-based fan ethos that threatens to devour him, whole and unflinchingly, into its cacophony of NO.  

12 comments:

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  2. Review this little POP masterpiece:

    Boone knows
    It can’t be sealed
    Without a kiss

    When things run a bit
    Amiss

    Just unzip and
    Take a piss

    It’s just another
    Swing and Miss

    Oh yeaaaah….

    The seasons’ over
    ‘cause
    We suck so bad
    Suck so bad

    It won’t change much
    ‘cause
    We suck so bad
    Suck so bad

    Heads won’t ROLL
    ‘cause
    We suck so bad
    Suck so bad

    SuhhhhhhhhhK
    Soooooooo
    Baaaaaaad

    Oh yeah

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  3. "Rodrigo is living in a gilded panopticon where her every move arouses emotion in viewers she may never meet, and the images cultivated by celebrities like her are used to judge everyday people who can't access the same resources. Guts is saying fuck it."

    Artsy-fartsy bullshitting. Intellectual poser.

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  4. Two words : Responsibility and Accountability.

    People the water is rising here. Please remember my last words to B/C/S :”Fuck you all very much!”

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  5. That's even better than, "Don't give up the ship!"

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  6. Can we all meet at Boone's place and take a combined shit on his stoop?

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  7. Winnie, how about one small turd, strategically placed at the tip of Boonie's cleats so that he has to yank it on before making contact? Or replacing the sunflower seeds in his personal bag with tiny faux seeds made of excrement and painted appropriately? Okay, I must get back to my third grade class before teacher expels me.

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  8. Winnie and mr. bit are the muses of this site.

    I volunteer to contribute.

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  9. Can they trade Rodent for a bag of mothras?

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  10. Jiminy cricket.

    Or WTF?

    The Marlins clinch a playoff spot.

    Why can't the Yankees get a general manager that can do that for them?

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