Watching David Stearns announced as the Mets' new president of baseball ops yesterday, my feeling was that for all his easy confidence, this guy is going to last five minutes in this town.
But who knows?
At least the Mets have a plan. The Yankees have denial.
As Alphonso, our Dauntless Leader, pointed out yesterday, the Yanks' vaunted Youth Movement has proved less than thrilling. In fact, as far as movement goes, it's more like a compost dump truck backing up at a high rate of speed on a crowded street.
None of the Young Yankees thrown into the breech to rescue Brian Cashman's job this September looked like they had any kind of major-league future, with the possible exceptions of Jasson Dominguez and Austin Wells. And as we know, the Yanks' crack(ed) coaching and training staff has already ruined The Martian for next year—and possibly forever.
But even before that, you had the the Oswaldii, Peraza and Cabrera taking giant steps backward all season long. And how about those promising minor-league hurlers, huh? Why, once again, it looks like...all right, once again, the Yankees don't have a promising minor-league pitcher in sight. Why should this season be different than any of the last 25 seasons or so?
All of which brings us to The Denial.During what little I could stomach of the Yankees' last game of the year, Michael Kay and the happy apologists at YES were busy flashing a graphic claiming that our new shortstop, Young Anthony Volpe, had a 3.4 WAR—better than almost any Yankee rookie on record. Better, even, than Derek Jeter's 3.3 rookie WAR in 1996.
Here we go again.
First, it's not at all clear that Volpe's WAR was, in fact, 3.3. Baseball reference puts it at 3.2. Though baseballreference also puts his OWAR (offensive WAR) at 1.7, and his DWAR (defensive WAR) at 2.4, so shouldn't that add up to a WAR of 4.1 and HEY LADY!
Ahem. But I digress.
According to the self-same baseballreference, Jeter's WAR in 1996 was a tad better, at 3.3. (An OWAR of 4.4 and a DWAR of -0.1, which should add up to a total of 4.3 AND DON'T GET ME STARTED!).Hmm, which is right? And who cares? Because obviously, this is bunkum.
Here are Anthony Volpe's hitting stats for 2023:
62 runs, 113 hits, 23 doubles, 4 triples, 21 home runs, 60 RBI, 24 stolen bases in 29 attempts, 52 walks, 167 strikeouts, and a slash line of:
.209/.283/.333/.666—the devil's number!
Here are Derek Jeter for 1996:
104 runs, 183 hits, 25 doubles, 6 triples, 10 home runs, 78 RBI, 14 stolen bases in 21 attempts, 48 walks, 102 strikeouts, and a slash line of:
.314/.370/.430/.800.
Please don't try to tell me these numbers are even vaguely comparable.
So how can Young Anthony have close to or better overall numbers than Jeets? Well, the fielding, right? Everyone knows that Derek Jeter was the worst fielder whatever was, unable to get to any ball not hit directly at him. Right?
So, Volpe's fielding average for 2023? .970. 560 chances, 186 putouts, 357 assists, 17 errors, and 63 double-plays.
Jeter's? .969. 710 chances, 244 putouts, 444 assists, 22 errors, and 83 double-plays.
Come again?
That's right: Derek Jeter, oh slothful of field, had 150 MORE chances than Volpe did. He made 5 more errors—but turned 20 more double-plays.
Huh.
Now I know what you're thinking! Yes, the game has changed. Yankees pitchers in 1996 gave up 102 more walks and struck out 300 fewer batters than they did in 2023 (610-508, and 1,139-1,439, respectively).
Still, that would mean out of 402 balls more hit into play, Derek Jeter snagged 150 of them, or over 37 percent. Are 37 percent of all balls hit into play hit to the shortstop? I don't think so.
All of which would imply that Derek Jeter had at least as much range at shortstop as Anthony Volpe. If not more.
So, let's review: Jeter was a vastly superior player in "offense" (that is to say, "hitting"), and at least the same if not better on "defense" (that is to say, "fielding").
Frankly, I'd say this was another, classic case of lying with statistics. But I can't even tell where they're getting these stats from, never mind what they supposedly add up to.
Bottom line: Anthony Volpe was nowhere near the sort of player Derek Jeter was as a rookie. That's no knock on him. But a .209 batting average and 167 strikeouts, IS.
I'm sorry, Doug, who didn't want me to diss Volpe. I don't want to diss him myself. He's a likable kid with loads of potential. But unless he makes a big turnaround, he's looking more like, say, Amed Rosario, the young Mets shortstop who also seemed to have unlimited potential himself just a few years ago—and is now a back-up on his third major-league team.
Who can turn Volpe around? The instructors in THIS organization? He would be better advised to follow Aaron Judge's lead and seek out his own coaches, before it's too late.
The towering assholes who want to quantify everything hate the idea of “clutch.“ Let me tell you, though, some things cannot be measured.
ReplyDeleteHoss - You can dis Volpe.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, I ate a bad calzone the other night and got a pretty bad case of Disvolpia.
Fortunately, I avoided the more severe and potentially fatal Gleyber's Syndrome where your head inexplicably winds up in your ass.
That said, I believe there are two Volpe's. The first... the kid who I like, is full of potential and smart at bats who is a solid fielder and hopefully evolves into an All Star second baseman. Don't be dissin' that guy.
The second Volpe is a free swinging occasional home run hitting victim of the Yankees doctoring his swing. You can dis away. Actually you can dis him low and away because there's no way he can lay off it.
Monty starting game one for the rangers....if only we had a pitcher like Monty ..oh wait ....ffs, shits depressing
ReplyDeleteMonty pitching a shutout through five in the Thunder Dome.
ReplyDeleteAnd Doug, I think you're right. I would love to see nothing more. Also, I think when they first came up, the Oswaldii were very capable of holding down the left side of the infield. No more. The Yanks ruin everybody.
Also, we have to put to death whoever came up with the "in-action" commercial. In baseball, there are only about 2-3 million opportunities to get in commercials. Absolutely no reason to put them into the game while it's going on. Except for greed. Damn! I forgot about greed! Again.
ReplyDeleteMonty still pitching a shutout into the 7th.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Corey Seagar 2-4 today. Yeah, we didn't want that guy. He hits left-handed. It's unnatural, I tells ya.
Montgomery gets through the 7th. No runs, six hits, six strikeouts.
ReplyDeleteComments from the broadcast: "He is putting on a pitching clinic." "What a game by Jordan Montgomery!"
Shoot me now.
Torrents is up in the Texas bullpen. Now THAT'S entertainment.
ReplyDeleteMr. Sweats pitched a 1-2-3 8th. I think the Rays are in trouble.
ReplyDeleteMICHAEL KAY is on a national broadcast? Oy.
ReplyDeleteOH MY GAWD, does MICHAEL KAY know where he is?
ReplyDeleteI'm concerned that he may need medical attention.
Should we trigger a SILVER alert?
7 shutout innings for Montgomery. Yup - no way he would’ve made the Yankees’ playoff rotation.
ReplyDeleteDear Brian,
ReplyDeleteYou’re right, we didn’t need a solid left handed.
Fuck you you fucking fuck.
I mean that most sincerely
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ReplyDeletePS: I am personally mortified that I picked this motley collection you assembled to win 89 games.
ReplyDeleteNever again. You have somehow managed to make me feel embarrassed to be a Yankees fan. You should be too
Volpe's not Jeter, but he's a decent SS.
ReplyDeleteLot bigger problems with the Yankees' roster.
Like Yankees castoffs in the playoffs right now.
Hoss, those “in-action” commercials make me crazy! And not in a good way., like those AT&T commercials with Tits McGee
ReplyDeleteThe postseason is fuckin FILLED with ex-yankees ....crazy town
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ReplyDeletePhantom stats indeed, Hoss!
ReplyDeleteThe most important stat of all is that Jeter won the championship in 1996. Volpe did not.
Of course, it's not really fair to compare one of the best players ever with Volpe. I don't really expect "great" things from Volpe. I'd be satisfied if he won one championship with the Yankees, just one championship. I hope he takes some instruction from a private hitting coach during the winter. I still think that saying goodbye to Dillon Lawson was a good thing and that Sean Casey got the team to take a better approach overall, even if the numbers didn't indicate it.
Little Tony played every day. He is an above average defender, but not Ozzie Smith above average. He displayed surprising speed and power. His BA was dreadful, yes, but comparing any rookie infielder to Jeter is just cruel. No way anyone can stand up to that scrutiny. I am happy to very happy with the Little Tony we have. And I am hopeful that an older and more experienced Little Tony will draw more walks and put the ball in play with more regularity.
ReplyDeleteWould it kill any of these fucks to hit .260? WOULD IT!!??
I think not.
Fuck fuck fuck, fuck you Hal !!!!
:) 999, I also love Tits McGee. Also that "artist" in the coffee commercial, who looks like someone Michelangelo would've painted. But another fucking ad with that fucking emu, or whatever...
ReplyDeleteYou're right, Winnie. And I sure didn't expect Little Tony to be Jeets. My chagrin, as much as anything, is that the usual suspects in Stats World are pretending he was.
ReplyDeleteBut hey, it's a chagrinning team!