So fucking sick of having to watch Holmes. He doesn’t have the arm or the temperament to close. Did you see how far his pitches were out of the strike zone? I also had the misfortune to hear Kay today, squealing like the pig he so closely resembles, as he ripped fans who dared criticize the mighty Yankees. A shill? He’s a fucking whore, paid to fuck, with our minds. Hope the stumble the recast of the way and miss the playoffs. They deserve it.
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Amen, brother.
ReplyDeleteWe are so, so fucked
ReplyDeleteOur pitching is simply crap
Judge and Soto slump
trust me on this one
ReplyDeleteJazz triple slash is better
than Justice ‘00
Jazz, Rizzo and Duke
ReplyDeleteCould be a Cuban trio
Ahh, not such sweet notes
Like a misfit toy
ReplyDeletehe bobs the bench like a cork
it’s DJ, he’s benched
Dominguez is in
ReplyDeleteScranton. Verdugo is in
left field. Fuck Cashman.
Is this a haiku?
ReplyDeleteCan you say fuck you Ca$hole?
I know we all can.
JM speaks the truth
ReplyDeleteJust another Ca$h fuck up
Please sell the team HAL
I'm using notepad
ReplyDeleteTo count all the syllables
I are engineer
Rufus runs amok
ReplyDeleteBrian Cashman is a schmuck.
Hal and Boone don’t care.
Enjoy the rat feces
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to tip servers
Pizza rat takes cash
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ReplyDeletemr. bit, our muse
ReplyDeletewe come here to feel better
but we rarely do
(I need a syllable counter)
ReplyDeleteWhat time is the game?
ReplyDeleteHow can Boone fuck up this one?
Only the Shadow knows.
🤣
ReplyDeleteRoses aren’t red
ReplyDeleteAnd violets aren’t blue
But the Yankees stink
Is this the game thread?
ReplyDeleteOr just for saying fuck HAL?
Asking for a friend.
I am sorry but,
ReplyDeleteThat was my best fucking post
Since Hart started this...
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ReplyDeleteGod bless you Duque,
DeleteYou have truly blessed us
with this great website
Missing wordage count
ReplyDeleteI can sometimes be stupid
at least we are here
Not looking at game
ReplyDeleteRodon suckering us all
It will not end well
No place for Jasson
ReplyDeleteVerdugo grounds to second
Yet another time
Rufus what about another haiku?
ReplyDeletebitty loves us all
Deleteand we know winnie does too
and we love this blog
Mr. Haney rolls
ReplyDeleteWe just cannot hit Cy Young
Glad he's out of there
Jazz and Volpe hit
ReplyDeleteDouble steal is just a balk
Trevino sucks ass
Boone righty lefty
ReplyDeleteWhat a stupid schmuck he is
But Vertigo hits!
Trevino again
ReplyDeleteBut then we could not play Wells
Boone righty lefty
DJ botches play
ReplyDeleteTexas lights are far too bright
Rizzo rides the bench
LeMahieu cannot
ReplyDeleteEven field a routine play
cut your losses Hal
Nice play Gleybor
ReplyDeleteGleyber lazily
ReplyDeletestabs at a double play ball
Please don't bring him back
Needs to go!
DeleteI hate management
ReplyDeleteI mean Yankees front office
fuck them all to hell
Good night to all youz
ReplyDeleteIt's too late to be awake
Get us a closer
Tim Hill in the eighth, bases loaded. Man what a bullpen....
ReplyDeleteThose two runs are all Gleyber. Clown.
ReplyDeleteHolmes will pitch the ninth
ReplyDeleteTo hold a mere one run lead
Pineapples for all
Not that the bullpen is at all reliable.
ReplyDeleteAnd NOW Rizzo. Boone is an embarrassment.
Hinkey speaks the truth
ReplyDeleteHolmes is not a real closer
One run game, we're dead
I guess the pinch runner felt a bit of the old pressure. Second base was there for him...
ReplyDeleteThe fuck is the point of having a guy who is solely a PR if he isn’t going to run?
DeleteOh christ
ReplyDeleteCabrera just made a play that Torres would have never thought of, the ol' backup play.
ReplyDeleteThought the same! Torres would’ve been 20 ft away playing pocket pool.
DeleteNervous. Not what you want in your closer
ReplyDeleteFucking Holmes is blowing another one. Great job.
ReplyDeleteNothing is easy;
ReplyDeleteMan, I miss Mariano
We can't count on Holmes
Poetic and sad, Bern.
ReplyDeleteS. U. C. K. S.
ReplyDeleteJust give up the walk-off, send us all off to bed
ReplyDeleteAnd there it is. Grand salami.
ReplyDeleteHolmes is terrible.
I didn't really mean that
ReplyDeleteI've watched fewer games this year than I've have since my teens. I can fully appreciate why you guys hate The Holmes so much. FUCK!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf Holmes is closer
ReplyDeletewhen the postseason arrives,
we are fucking toast
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCK HOLMES, HAL, AND ESPECIALLY CASHMAN
ReplyDeleteALL ABOARD THE PINEAPPLE EXPRESS!!!!! This MUST be the last time Holmes closes, URRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis team is two bats and two bullpen arms short. This game was truly emblematic.
ReplyDeleteClay Holmes shits the bed
ReplyDeleteGleyber already shat it
LeMahieu shat first
Holmes does it again.
ReplyDeleteHe is hopeless, as are we:
Boone won’t pull the plug.
So fucking sick of having to watch Holmes. He doesn’t have the arm or the temperament to close. Did you see how far his pitches were out of the strike zone? I also had the misfortune to hear Kay today, squealing like the pig he so closely resembles, as he ripped fans who dared criticize the mighty Yankees. A shill? He’s a fucking whore, paid to fuck, with our minds. Hope the stumble the recast of the way and miss the playoffs. They deserve it.
ReplyDeleteNot The Verdugo Flop in Baltimore, but Top 5?
ReplyDeleteCopelius for the haiku win!
ReplyDeleteThank you. I'd rather the Yankees win the series tomorrow.
DeleteAfter a steady stream of "sinkers in the dirt" that Trevino blocked, Shackil described a "sinker up". I chuckled. Of course it ended that way.
ReplyDelete"Stuff's there. He's throwing the ball well." Jesus of Nazareth Boone is a fucking idiot
ReplyDeleteThis is 2022 all over again, right down to Boonie's inane "throwing the ball well" and "getting good swings" pressers
ReplyDeleteThanks for all the haikus gentlemen - glad it’s been somewhat enjoyably entertaining
ReplyDeleteDid Boonie point out Holmes was a groundball away from getting out of it? That's a favorite of mine.
ReplyDeleteWorked late and missed the game. Just checked the box score.
ReplyDeleteBlownSave is a Wonder.
Fuck CashBrain. Fuck Boone.
League leading 11th blown save. I haven't been blown this much since I was newly divorced.
ReplyDeletethere are more coming
Delete11 BLOWN SAVES....get him the fuck off the role
ReplyDeleteLate to the party
ReplyDeleteI laughed when Clay Holmes blew it.
Serenity Now!
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ReplyDeleteShould we have peace and no hope, or hope and no peace.
ReplyDeleteH&C&B are doing us the rope-a-dope. Dope, dope.