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Jets 69.5
Knicks 128.5
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- Knicks 133
- Mets 85
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- Jets 136
- Mets 119.5
- Giants 115
- Knicks 112.5
- Nets 19
- Damar Hamlin 14
- March Madness 12
- NFL 9.5
- Rangers 9.5
- NBA 4.5
- Golf 4
- Tennis 3
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- Death of Tim McCarver 2
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- Shohei Ohtani 2
- Leborn James 1
- College Football 1
- Scott Rolen 1
- Jim Boeheim 1
Yanks Win 2022 Tabloids Covers Race
- Yankees 210.5
- Mets 147.5
- Giants 75
- Knicks 60
- Nets 54
- Jets 49
- Rangers 44
- Saint Peter Peacocks 17
- NFL 16
- MLB Lockout 13
- Golf 9
- World Cup 9
- Serena Williams 6
- NCAA basketball 5
- Tom Brady 5
- Olympics 4
- Hall of Fame 3
- NBA 3
- World Series 3
- College Football 2
2021 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
YANKS 207
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15
Islanders 6
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5
RIP: Hank Aaron 4
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3
Covid 3
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3
Covid 3
Milwaukee Bucks 2
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
RIP: Tommy Lasorda 1
2020 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
Yankees 152
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
NFL w (Super Bowl) 52
Knicks 51MLB (w/World Series) 46
Covid 37
Nets 20
Astros cheating scandal 16.5
RIP: Kobe Bryant 13.5
NBA 11
Rangers 8.5
Golf 8Horse racing 5
NCAA football 4
Olympics 2.5
Patrick Ewing w Covid 2
RIP: Hank Steinbrenner 2
RIP: Anthony Causi 2
RIP: George Floyd 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
RIP: David Stern 1
RIP: Don Shula 1
RIP: Tom Dempsey 1
RIP: Joe Morgan 1
Colin Kaepernick 1
Chinese Baseball 1
Little League baseball 1
Lady Liberty 1
MMA 1
Michael Jordan 1
Len Dykstra disgrace 1
2019 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
YANKEES 211.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Golf 6
Big Papi shooting 3.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Women's Soccer 7.5
NBA Playoffs 6Golf 6
Kentucky Derby 4
Wanton NFL violence 4Big Papi shooting 3.5
NCAA football 3.5
Joe Girardi 2
Bryce Harper 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
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Yankees 242
Mets 154.5Giants 139.5
Jets 69.5
Knicks 50.5
NFL Playoffs 18
NCAA basketball 14.5
Golf 8
NCAA Football 6
NBA Playoffs 6
NCAA scandals 3
(11 with 2 or less.)
Final 2017 Tabloid Cover Count
Number of Daily News/NY Post front and/or back covers awarded in 2017.
YANKEES 286.5
Giants 110.5
Mets 109
Mets 109
Jets 34.5
NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
World Series 11
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March Madness 16
World Series 11
Rangers 10
Redsocks 5
NBA Playoffs 5
Tiger Woods 4
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78 comments:
Amen, brother.
We are so, so fucked
Our pitching is simply crap
Judge and Soto slump
trust me on this one
Jazz triple slash is better
than Justice ‘00
Jazz, Rizzo and Duke
Could be a Cuban trio
Ahh, not such sweet notes
Like a misfit toy
he bobs the bench like a cork
it’s DJ, he’s benched
Dominguez is in
Scranton. Verdugo is in
left field. Fuck Cashman.
Is this a haiku?
Can you say fuck you Ca$hole?
I know we all can.
JM speaks the truth
Just another Ca$h fuck up
Please sell the team HAL
I'm using notepad
To count all the syllables
I are engineer
Rufus runs amok
Brian Cashman is a schmuck.
Hal and Boone don’t care.
Enjoy the rat feces
Don't forget to tip servers
Pizza rat takes cash
mr. bit, our muse
we come here to feel better
but we rarely do
(I need a syllable counter)
What time is the game?
How can Boone fuck up this one?
Only the Shadow knows.
🤣
Roses aren’t red
And violets aren’t blue
But the Yankees stink
Is this the game thread?
Or just for saying fuck HAL?
Asking for a friend.
I am sorry but,
That was my best fucking post
Since Hart started this...
God bless you Duque,
You have truly blessed us
with this great website
Missing wordage count
I can sometimes be stupid
at least we are here
Not looking at game
Rodon suckering us all
It will not end well
No place for Jasson
Verdugo grounds to second
Yet another time
Rufus what about another haiku?
Mr. Haney rolls
We just cannot hit Cy Young
Glad he's out of there
Jazz and Volpe hit
Double steal is just a balk
Trevino sucks ass
Boone righty lefty
What a stupid schmuck he is
But Vertigo hits!
Trevino again
But then we could not play Wells
Boone righty lefty
DJ botches play
Texas lights are far too bright
Rizzo rides the bench
LeMahieu cannot
Even field a routine play
cut your losses Hal
Nice play Gleybor
Gleyber lazily
stabs at a double play ball
Please don't bring him back
bitty loves us all
and we know winnie does too
and we love this blog
Needs to go!
I hate management
I mean Yankees front office
fuck them all to hell
Good night to all youz
It's too late to be awake
Get us a closer
Tim Hill in the eighth, bases loaded. Man what a bullpen....
Those two runs are all Gleyber. Clown.
Holmes will pitch the ninth
To hold a mere one run lead
Pineapples for all
Not that the bullpen is at all reliable.
And NOW Rizzo. Boone is an embarrassment.
Hinkey speaks the truth
Holmes is not a real closer
One run game, we're dead
I guess the pinch runner felt a bit of the old pressure. Second base was there for him...
Oh christ
Cabrera just made a play that Torres would have never thought of, the ol' backup play.
Nervous. Not what you want in your closer
Fucking Holmes is blowing another one. Great job.
Nothing is easy;
Man, I miss Mariano
We can't count on Holmes
Poetic and sad, Bern.
S. U. C. K. S.
Just give up the walk-off, send us all off to bed
And there it is. Grand salami.
Holmes is terrible.
I didn't really mean that
I've watched fewer games this year than I've have since my teens. I can fully appreciate why you guys hate The Holmes so much. FUCK!!!!!
If Holmes is closer
when the postseason arrives,
we are fucking toast
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCK HOLMES, HAL, AND ESPECIALLY CASHMAN
ALL ABOARD THE PINEAPPLE EXPRESS!!!!! This MUST be the last time Holmes closes, URRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This team is two bats and two bullpen arms short. This game was truly emblematic.
Clay Holmes shits the bed
Gleyber already shat it
LeMahieu shat first
Holmes does it again.
He is hopeless, as are we:
Boone won’t pull the plug.
So fucking sick of having to watch Holmes. He doesn’t have the arm or the temperament to close. Did you see how far his pitches were out of the strike zone? I also had the misfortune to hear Kay today, squealing like the pig he so closely resembles, as he ripped fans who dared criticize the mighty Yankees. A shill? He’s a fucking whore, paid to fuck, with our minds. Hope the stumble the recast of the way and miss the playoffs. They deserve it.
Not The Verdugo Flop in Baltimore, but Top 5?
Copelius for the haiku win!
The fuck is the point of having a guy who is solely a PR if he isn’t going to run?
After a steady stream of "sinkers in the dirt" that Trevino blocked, Shackil described a "sinker up". I chuckled. Of course it ended that way.
Thought the same! Torres would’ve been 20 ft away playing pocket pool.
"Stuff's there. He's throwing the ball well." Jesus of Nazareth Boone is a fucking idiot
This is 2022 all over again, right down to Boonie's inane "throwing the ball well" and "getting good swings" pressers
Thanks for all the haikus gentlemen - glad it’s been somewhat enjoyably entertaining
Did Boonie point out Holmes was a groundball away from getting out of it? That's a favorite of mine.
Worked late and missed the game. Just checked the box score.
BlownSave is a Wonder.
Fuck CashBrain. Fuck Boone.
League leading 11th blown save. I haven't been blown this much since I was newly divorced.
there are more coming
Thank you. I'd rather the Yankees win the series tomorrow.
11 BLOWN SAVES....get him the fuck off the role
Late to the party
I laughed when Clay Holmes blew it.
Serenity Now!
Should we have peace and no hope, or hope and no peace.
H&C&B are doing us the rope-a-dope. Dope, dope.
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