Grab your socks and drop your cocks! It's time for Yankees baseball. In Bonnie Boonie we trust! Thank God for Hal! God bless our faultless, blameless and immaculate GM, Brian "The Brain" Cashman, and their merry band of nitwits.
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On average, the magic 8 ball says yes.
ReplyDeleteFour Fingers Cole on the Oakland bump tonight.
ReplyDeleteLet it be written - Let it be said
Grab your socks and drop your cocks! It's time for Yankees baseball. In Bonnie Boonie we trust! Thank God for Hal! God bless our faultless, blameless and immaculate GM, Brian "The Brain" Cashman, and their merry band of nitwits.
ReplyDeleteFast First
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck is going on with Gleyber? He's like gold glove out there?
ReplyDeleteVerdugo with his 500th G/O to the left side, this time a DP
ReplyDeleteHonestly? It’s excruciatingly boring to watch this lineup. KO, GO to the leftside…
ReplyDeleteThe Yankees aren’t going to score another run this season, are they.
ReplyDeleteTold you.
ReplyDeleteBut, um, I, uh, think that, um, they've been getting good looks at the ball and, um, getting some good swing.
DeleteI think, um, that a lot of these guy, er, a pretty close to turning it around.
The future is ahead of us. Otherwise it would be the past.
Um, time is, like, a flat circle, so, um, the past is also, like, the future, so, um, we’re actually already World Series champs.
ReplyDeleteGet Holmes up and let’s blow this thing!
ReplyDeleteCole throws a Maddox and he might not even get the win
ReplyDeleteCole threw for nine? I'm impressed.
ReplyDeleteAnd Soto and...Volpe?
And Vertigo bunted? Successfully?
What the hell is happening?
Volpe is 3-4 tonight
ReplyDeleteMercury is in retrograde. Or maybe Oakland
ReplyDeleteGet your pineapples ready.
ReplyDeleteMy sphincter is already twitching
ReplyDeleteWeaver is the best we have. At least Boone didn't use Holmes.
ReplyDeleteDream Weaver two Ks so far....
ReplyDeleteThree. Thuuuuuuuuh Yankees win!!
ReplyDeleteOur new closer
ReplyDeleteThat was a big Yankee win.
ReplyDeleteLeave it to Weaver!
ReplyDeleteCole pitched like an Ace tonight.
ReplyDelete☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️
ReplyDeleteFlouncy likes to make problems for himself, I think, in order to "bounce back." But hey, a win is a win.
ReplyDeleteAll of the Bay Area rejoices in the Yankees Win!
ReplyDeleteSources from Japan report sightings of a giant flying reptile making its way across the Pacific towards central California. More on this as additional information becomes available. Authorities advise people to stay indoors until further notice. That means YOU!