Syncing audio and video is impossible…there’s WFAN on my radio…TBS on TV is lagging 30 seconds from radio and the WFAN stream lags almost an additional minute…smh
AA - Satan told me to shut up. He went straight to the Juju Department and tried to straighten things out. Uh oh, they came back to put me in the cell again. Where's my lawyer?
Excuse me Mr Judge . . . . I think the time has come for your to skull f@ck the Guardians forever. Please DM me if you have no idea what I'm talking about. The time is N O W - ok? Thank You for your participation . . . . . .
Can anyone figure out the damned Spectrum ads? What ARE they selling? It looks as if they are offering the world's greatest virtual reality package...but they're not.
WORLD SERIES HERE WE COOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
I was worried that John had jinxed everything, because with one out he and Suzyn were talking about how amazing it was that nobody wanted Weaver and he became the closer in New York ... and he said "and now he's on a team headed to the World Series."
Then the next guy got a hit and I was thinking, "you shouldn'ta said that, John"
When the TBS reporter said, “and we have to talk to the cornerstone of this team,” I think it would have been the greatest thing if she said , “Alex Verdugo!”
All right, the EMT squad has done its job. I'm back. To echo the Warbler, WAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Suzyn encourages us all with the comment that Johnny Wad is likely unavailable tonight 🥳
ReplyDeletebrown acid
DeleteSTOP TAKING IT!
DeleteWhen will you learn?
G L E Y B E R !
ReplyDeleteHe’s slow.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they should take Jazz out
ReplyDeleteHe would have scored easily if he didn't look over his shoulder RIGHT when 3B coach waves him home. Cement head
ReplyDeleteGleyber is quite slow for a young professional athlete. But it was the correct call to try to score him. Was a perfect throw.
ReplyDeleteOnce again, failure with men on base
ReplyDeleteBut, damn Gleyber is slow.
ReplyDeleteThe Master's call at the end of yesterday's game.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.mlb.com/yankees/video/john-sterling-s-call-of-the-last-out-of-game-4
Rodon doesn't look Zen tonight
ReplyDeleteStay cool man...
ReplyDeleteGood job by Rodon. Nice quick inning - now put the heat back on Bibee.
ReplyDeletehttps://youtu.be/tyMbJI5SrlI?si=sIIBB7noZjygNUo1
ReplyDeleteGuardians annoy the shit outta me...the announcers make that worst
ReplyDeleteGuaranteed Yankee win. Jesus told me.
ReplyDeleteBuddah, too.
ReplyDeleteAsk me what Satan said...
ReplyDeleteuhm - what did satan say?
DeleteThe fuck guardians acting that way for....they up 3-1?
ReplyDeleteShit. Stanton is moving his feet again.
ReplyDeleteYeah, he’s flailing at pitches a foot outside. Not a good sign.
ReplyDeleteGuess we’re going to Game 6, since the Yankees aren’t going to get another base runner tonight.
ReplyDeleteSyncing audio and video is impossible…there’s WFAN on my radio…TBS on TV is lagging 30 seconds from radio and the WFAN stream lags almost an additional minute…smh
ReplyDeleteNaylor looks more like a beer league softball player…
ReplyDeleteWhy don't these announcers marry the guardians because clearly they are in love with them and can't shut up about it.
ReplyDeleteAA - Satan told me to shut up. He went straight to the Juju Department and tried to straighten things out. Uh oh, they came back to put me in the cell again. Where's my lawyer?
ReplyDeleteWhy didn’t Volpe throw to second? Looked like he had an easy out there.
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DeleteRanger, if you huff some Carbona, the audio and video will magically sync.
ReplyDeleteLike Dark Side of the Moon and the Wizard of Oz?
DeleteUnreal
ReplyDeleteAnd again!
ReplyDeleteStanton again
ReplyDeleteGiancarlo!!!
ReplyDeleteWell I’ll be damned.
ReplyDeleteHey! Mea culpa maxima!
ReplyDeleteCould've used another runner on base but I'll take it
ReplyDeleteYou can thank Judge for the double play.
DeleteMAN. OF. GLASS.
ReplyDeleteNow - which bullpen cracks?
ReplyDeleteYes. Probably both
DeleteBIG STICK STANTON
ReplyDeleteDear Mr. Stanton.
ReplyDeleteI apologize for all the shit I've said about you for the last several years.
Sincerely,
BBB
Blondie. The Hardest Part.
ReplyDeletehttps://g.co/kgs/A5yUJEX
Let Stanton move his feet all he wants to
ReplyDeleteApparently
ReplyDeleteI promise to not criticize Glassman at least until he is at bat again.
ReplyDeleteThat said maybe Jazz should start moving HIS feet.
ReplyDeleteJazz got no Jizz
ReplyDeleteStealin' Giancarlo is a wonder.
ReplyDeleteDear Giancarlo ...
ReplyDeletehttps://youtu.be/lwfuUyTMpVY?si=OT6IdY38gd1QoNap&t=52
Leiter again?
ReplyDeleteFluid...
ReplyDeleteHill takes the hill.
ReplyDeleteBoone fuckin over managing
ReplyDeleteOk well it worked out THIS time
ReplyDeleteI like him pulling Rizzo. I think it's necessary. Surprising hitter this series, but he can't field with those broken fingers.
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ReplyDeleteStanton gonna have to carry us if we gonna win tonight
ReplyDeleteor judge will be the hero
ReplyDeleteOZ is the WIZARD!!!!
ReplyDeleteKwaaaaaaaaaaan!
ReplyDeleteRicardo Montalban thank you.
DeleteNice play, Oz!
ReplyDelete10 unbroken fingers are a big asset, I guess, for an infielder.
ReplyDeleteRizzo tryin lol
DeleteCousins....fuck
ReplyDeleteMostly down south.
DeleteThat's good. Very good.
DeleteYaY!
ReplyDeleteWhich I wrote BEFORE the DP. Wow, another one of these. I can't take it!
ReplyDeleteMake-up strike. We'll take it.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me Mr Judge . . . . I think the time has come for your to skull f@ck the Guardians forever. Please DM me if you have no idea what I'm talking about. The time is N O W - ok? Thank You for your participation . . . . . .
ReplyDeletefor you not for your - damn iPhones
ReplyDeleteBoone turning to the heroin sunflower seeds...
ReplyDeletecoating or interior like a jelly donut?
DeleteS h e e e e e e e T
ReplyDeleteGleyber looking horrible against this guy.
ReplyDeleteFuck
ReplyDeleteDon't toy with this guy...
ReplyDeleteRamirez has a very fat face but he isn't overweight. Odd.
ReplyDeleteBye bye!
ReplyDeleteJake rakes!
ReplyDeleteDouble nice.
ReplyDeleteJosh "The Tub" "El Lardo" "Mr. Beer League" Naylor.
ReplyDeleteWho are these men, and what have they done with the Yankees' bullpen? (Not that we really mind!)
ReplyDeleteThat was some fantastic pitching by Cousins.
ReplyDeleteWhoever thought Jake Cousins would be a hero?
ReplyDeleteSigh
ReplyDeleteNow or never
ReplyDelete100 MPH cutters
ReplyDeleteWatch Chissom get a HR here
ReplyDeleteHe kept it moving
ReplyDeleteI can't watch anymore
ReplyDeleteClase looks classy tonight, more's the pity.
ReplyDeleteNow I’m worried 😟
ReplyDeleteIf you're cringing in anticipation of the Cleveland ninth, The Bad News Bears is on TCM.
ReplyDeleteJazz should have slid—but if he did, I think Rocchio still gets Cabrera at first pretty easily.
ReplyDeleteWell, here's where we lose it.
ReplyDeleteGrrrrrrrr
DeleteThey'd put in Holmes, but he wouldn't be able to pad his saves-blown record.
ReplyDeleteOh boy
DeletePlease Oh Please oh Please
ReplyDeleteThey're gonna need Stroman to put on his best Mussina impression
ReplyDeleteThey may send Rodon out again to close
ReplyDeleteNice inning! This is where we could really use the Manfred Man rule.
ReplyDeleteHere we go
ReplyDeleteExtra innings our kryptonite
ReplyDeleteCan anyone figure out the damned Spectrum ads? What ARE they selling? It looks as if they are offering the world's greatest virtual reality package...but they're not.
ReplyDeleteIt may not matter
DeleteOh boy
ReplyDeleteWoooooF
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking Vertigo with a weak groundout...
ReplyDeletePlease no
DeleteJust about, Hoss. But you overlooked the luck of the Verdugo.
ReplyDeleteDammit Gleyber you haven't swung at that pitch all playoffs
ReplyDeleteOh, Gleyber! This is no time to go back to being Gleyber!
ReplyDeleteSoto!!!!
ReplyDeleteSweet Jesus
ReplyDeleteWell.
ReplyDeleteJUAN FUCKIN SOTO
ReplyDeletePAY THIS MAN!!!!
ReplyDeleteBring in Mariano!
ReplyDeleteSterling's "He's Juan-derful" singing is music to my ears.
ReplyDeleteHE'S JUAAANNNDERFUL!!!
ReplyDeleteThat kid is money.
ReplyDeleteWtf is going on with this team?
What a great AB! He is made for the moment.
ReplyDeletePAY SOTO.
ReplyDelete/giggling uncontrollably/
ReplyDeleteWhose pitching the 9th. Kahnle?
ReplyDeleteWeaver to start the bottom of the 10th.
ReplyDeleteSo. To.
ReplyDeleteHoly Crap!! We are never getting rid of Cashole now. Must resign Soto
ReplyDeleteDamn, I wanted belly-to-belly.
ReplyDeleteBringing back Weaver a mistake.
ReplyDeletePlease please please please no Aroldis Holmes.
ReplyDeleteWeaver tanned, rested, and ready
ReplyDeleteWeaver has good location.
ReplyDelete1 to go.
ReplyDeleteYankees Win!!!
ReplyDeleteWhen the fuck did Weaver get a cutter
ReplyDeleteC’ Mon…
ReplyDeleteWow!!!
ReplyDeleteThuuuuuuuuh Yankees win!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAUAHAHAHAH !!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTHEY FUCKIN DID IT!!!!
ReplyDeleteF U C K I N G. A!
ReplyDeleteAAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAUAHAHAHAH !!!!!! AAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAUAHAHAHAH !!!!!!
ReplyDeleteUnfucking believable
ReplyDeleteGoing to the World Serious!!!
ReplyDeleteWE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES Y'ALL
ReplyDeleteCan we all agree that this wouldn’t have happened if John Sterling wasn’t back in the booth?
ReplyDeleteAll Hail The Master
DeleteThat could be it. The X factor.
DeleteWoild Series, here we come!
ReplyDeleteWORLD SERIES HERE WE COOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
ReplyDeleteNot... Too...Shabby...!
ReplyDeleteAAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAUAHAHAHAH !!!!!! AAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAUAHAHAHAH !!!!!! AAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAUAHAHAHAH !!!!!! AAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAUAHAHAHAH !!!!!! AAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAUAHAHAHAH !!!!!! AAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAUAHAHAHAH !!!!!! AAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAUAHAHAHAH !!!!!! AAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAUAHAHAHAH !!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYES! THE MASTER IS OUR GOOD LUCK CHARM!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Master and Suzyn sound so happy.
ReplyDeleteOnly our 41st pennant
ReplyDeleteI am so happy about this
ReplyDeletePass that brown acid!
ReplyDeleteTHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH YANKEES WIN!
ReplyDelete(Sorry, I was about a minute behind everyone because I had John and Suzyn synched to DirecTV Stream. Worth it to hear The Master's WinWarble™)
I woke up the dogs.
ReplyDeleteThe World Series is coming home!
ReplyDeleteStealin' Giancarlo the ALCS MVP?
ReplyDeleteI was worried that John had jinxed everything, because with one out he and Suzyn were talking about how amazing it was that nobody wanted Weaver and he became the closer in New York ... and he said "and now he's on a team headed to the World Series."
ReplyDeleteThen the next guy got a hit and I was thinking, "you shouldn'ta said that, John"
Doesn’t mean anything but The Martian scored the winning run.
ReplyDeletePedro Martinez apparently called Soto's shot while watching in the studio.
ReplyDeleteI can't see through the tears in my eyes
ReplyDeleteSoto…somewhere, Steinsucker is quietly weeping.
ReplyDeleteLiteral Tears.... ðŸ˜...Pay Soto a billion over 15 yrs lol
ReplyDeleteGiancarlo....you can take the whole fuckin year off next yr rest and just come back for the playoffs
ReplyDeleteStart spreading the neeeewwwws! I thought I would be dead before I would see the Yanks back in the WS, and I'm only 51. LOL!
ReplyDelete🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
ReplyDeleteOh, fuck. Cashman is "the architect of this team." And he says Boone is "a great leader."
ReplyDeleteNow they'll both still be here after I'm dead.
For the rest of our life
DeleteSTANTON VOTED MVP!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhen the TBS reporter said, “and we have to talk to the cornerstone of this team,” I think it would have been the greatest thing if she said , “Alex Verdugo!”
ReplyDeleteAll right, the EMT squad has done its job. I'm back. To echo the Warbler, WAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
ReplyDeleteok - now we must ask - Dodgers or Mets ?
ReplyDeleteJust a gut feeling, but bring on the accursed Dodgers.
DeleteAnd also, in my considered analysis, WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, all praise to The Master!!!!!
ReplyDeleteour LUCKY CHARM yay!
DeleteThu-uhuh Yankees win!
ReplyDeleteWait, who woke the dogs up?
ReplyDeleteMe
ReplyDeleteDestiny! Destiny! No escaping that for me!
ReplyDeleteI may have smiled so much that there could be an ambulance on call ready to take me to a mental health facility nearby in the mountains
ReplyDeleteWait, where's Frau Blucher?
ReplyDeleteMay the Dodgers and Mets go 7, both exciting multiple extra inning affairs
ReplyDeleteAll of THIS Rickie Ricardo! https://www.reddit.com/r/NYYankees/comments/1g7qrdk/rickie_ricardos_call_of_sotos_homerun/
ReplyDeleteProfundo
ReplyDeleteTime to buy a Lotto ticket.
ReplyDeleteThat is a home run call.
ReplyDelete