Saturday, October 19, 2024

Game Thread: No (More) Mistakes on the Lake




Gleyber WTF!











199 comments:

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Suzyn encourages us all with the comment that Johnny Wad is likely unavailable tonight 🥳

AboveAverage said...

brown acid

AboveAverage said...

G L E Y B E R !

Hinkey Haines said...

He’s slow.

Doug K. said...

Maybe they should take Jazz out

Rufus T. Firefly said...

He would have scored easily if he didn't look over his shoulder RIGHT when 3B coach waves him home. Cement head

TheWinWarblist said...

Gleyber is quite slow for a young professional athlete. But it was the correct call to try to score him. Was a perfect throw.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

STOP TAKING IT!

When will you learn?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Once again, failure with men on base

TheWinWarblist said...

But, damn Gleyber is slow.

TheWinWarblist said...

The Master's call at the end of yesterday's game.

https://www.mlb.com/yankees/video/john-sterling-s-call-of-the-last-out-of-game-4

Doug K. said...

Rodon doesn't look Zen tonight

Doug K. said...

Stay cool man...

Hinkey Haines said...

Good job by Rodon. Nice quick inning - now put the heat back on Bibee.

AboveAverage said...

https://youtu.be/tyMbJI5SrlI?si=sIIBB7noZjygNUo1

Joe of AZ said...

Guardians annoy the shit outta me...the announcers make that worst

13bit said...

Guaranteed Yankee win. Jesus told me.

13bit said...

Buddah, too.

13bit said...

Ask me what Satan said...

Joe of AZ said...

The fuck guardians acting that way for....they up 3-1?

Doug K. said...

Shit. Stanton is moving his feet again.

Hinkey Haines said...

Yeah, he’s flailing at pitches a foot outside. Not a good sign.

AboveAverage said...

uhm - what did satan say?

Hinkey Haines said...

Guess we’re going to Game 6, since the Yankees aren’t going to get another base runner tonight.

ranger_lp said...

Syncing audio and video is impossible…there’s WFAN on my radio…TBS on TV is lagging 30 seconds from radio and the WFAN stream lags almost an additional minute…smh

ranger_lp said...

Naylor looks more like a beer league softball player…

Doug K. said...

Why don't these announcers marry the guardians because clearly they are in love with them and can't shut up about it.

13bit said...

AA - Satan told me to shut up. He went straight to the Juju Department and tried to straighten things out. Uh oh, they came back to put me in the cell again. Where's my lawyer?

Hinkey Haines said...

Why didn’t Volpe throw to second? Looked like he had an easy out there.

13bit said...

Ranger, if you huff some Carbona, the audio and video will magically sync.

BTR999 said...
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BTR999 said...

Like Dark Side of the Moon and the Wizard of Oz?

Pocono Steve said...

Unreal

JM said...

And again!

BTR999 said...

Stanton again

ranger_lp said...

Giancarlo!!!

Hinkey Haines said...

Well I’ll be damned.

Doug K. said...

Hey! Mea culpa maxima!

Pocono Steve said...

Could've used another runner on base but I'll take it

TheWinWarblist said...

MAN. OF. GLASS.

Hinkey Haines said...

Now - which bullpen cracks?

Joe of AZ said...

BIG STICK STANTON

BernBabyBern said...

Dear Mr. Stanton.

I apologize for all the shit I've said about you for the last several years.

Sincerely,

BBB

TheWinWarblist said...

Blondie. The Hardest Part.

https://g.co/kgs/A5yUJEX

Doug K. said...

Yes. Probably both

AboveAverage said...

Let Stanton move his feet all he wants to

Doug K. said...

Apparently

Rufus T. Firefly said...

I promise to not criticize Glassman at least until he is at bat again.

Doug K. said...

That said maybe Jazz should start moving HIS feet.

BTR999 said...

Jazz got no Jizz

TheWinWarblist said...

Stealin' Giancarlo is a wonder.

BernBabyBern said...

Dear Giancarlo ...

https://youtu.be/lwfuUyTMpVY?si=OT6IdY38gd1QoNap&t=52

Pocono Steve said...

Leiter again?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Fluid...

JM said...

Hill takes the hill.

Joe of AZ said...

Boone fuckin over managing

JM said...

You can thank Judge for the double play.

Joe of AZ said...

Ok well it worked out THIS time

HoraceClarke66 said...

I like him pulling Rizzo. I think it's necessary. Surprising hitter this series, but he can't field with those broken fingers.

Joe of AZ said...
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Joe of AZ said...

Stanton gonna have to carry us if we gonna win tonight

AboveAverage said...

or judge will be the hero

AboveAverage said...

OZ is the WIZARD!!!!

Doug K. said...

Kwaaaaaaaaaaan!

JM said...

Nice play, Oz!

JM said...

Ricardo Montalban thank you.

Hinkey Haines said...

10 unbroken fingers are a big asset, I guess, for an infielder.

Joe of AZ said...

Cousins....fuck

Joe of AZ said...

Rizzo tryin lol

AboveAverage said...

YaY!

HoraceClarke66 said...

Which I wrote BEFORE the DP. Wow, another one of these. I can't take it!

HoraceClarke66 said...

Make-up strike. We'll take it.

AboveAverage said...

Excuse me Mr Judge . . . . I think the time has come for your to skull f@ck the Guardians forever. Please DM me if you have no idea what I'm talking about. The time is N O W - ok? Thank You for your participation . . . . . .

AboveAverage said...

for you not for your - damn iPhones

HoraceClarke66 said...

Boone turning to the heroin sunflower seeds...

Doug K. said...

Mostly down south.

AboveAverage said...

coating or interior like a jelly donut?

AboveAverage said...

S h e e e e e e e T

HoraceClarke66 said...

Gleyber looking horrible against this guy.

JM said...

That's good. Very good.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Fuck

HoraceClarke66 said...

Don't toy with this guy...

JM said...

Ramirez has a very fat face but he isn't overweight. Odd.

JM said...

Bye bye!

JM said...

Jake rakes!

HoraceClarke66 said...

Double nice.

JM said...

Josh "The Tub" "El Lardo" "Mr. Beer League" Naylor.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Who are these men, and what have they done with the Yankees' bullpen? (Not that we really mind!)

Hinkey Haines said...

That was some fantastic pitching by Cousins.

JM said...

Whoever thought Jake Cousins would be a hero?

13bit said...

Sigh

BTR999 said...

Now or never

13bit said...

100 MPH cutters

Doug K. said...

Watch Chissom get a HR here

13bit said...

He kept it moving

13bit said...

I can't watch anymore

HoraceClarke66 said...

Clase looks classy tonight, more's the pity.

AboveAverage said...

Now I’m worried 😟

JM said...

If you're cringing in anticipation of the Cleveland ninth, The Bad News Bears is on TCM.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Jazz should have slid—but if he did, I think Rocchio still gets Cabrera at first pretty easily.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Well, here's where we lose it.

AboveAverage said...

Grrrrrrrr

HoraceClarke66 said...

They'd put in Holmes, but he wouldn't be able to pad his saves-blown record.

AboveAverage said...

Oh boy

AboveAverage said...

Please Oh Please oh Please

Joe of AZ said...

They're gonna need Stroman to put on his best Mussina impression

AboveAverage said...

They may send Rodon out again to close

HoraceClarke66 said...

Nice inning! This is where we could really use the Manfred Man rule.

AboveAverage said...

Here we go

BTR999 said...

Extra innings our kryptonite

HoraceClarke66 said...

Can anyone figure out the damned Spectrum ads? What ARE they selling? It looks as if they are offering the world's greatest virtual reality package...but they're not.

AboveAverage said...

It may not matter

AboveAverage said...

Oh boy

AboveAverage said...

WoooooF

HoraceClarke66 said...

I'm thinking Vertigo with a weak groundout...

Hinkey Haines said...

Just about, Hoss. But you overlooked the luck of the Verdugo.

AboveAverage said...

Please no

Joe of AZ said...

Dammit Gleyber you haven't swung at that pitch all playoffs

HoraceClarke66 said...

Oh, Gleyber! This is no time to go back to being Gleyber!

ranger_lp said...

Soto!!!!

13bit said...

Sweet Jesus

JM said...

Well.

Joe of AZ said...

JUAN FUCKIN SOTO

Joe of AZ said...

PAY THIS MAN!!!!

13bit said...

Bring in Mariano!

BernBabyBern said...

Sterling's "He's Juan-derful" singing is music to my ears.

TheWinWarblist said...

HE'S JUAAANNNDERFUL!!!

JM said...

That kid is money.

Wtf is going on with this team?

Doug K. said...

What a great AB! He is made for the moment.

TheWinWarblist said...

PAY SOTO.

Hinkey Haines said...

/giggling uncontrollably/

Doug K. said...

Whose pitching the 9th. Kahnle?

TheWinWarblist said...

Weaver to start the bottom of the 10th.

HoraceClarke66 said...

So. To.

Oasisdave said...

Holy Crap!! We are never getting rid of Cashole now. Must resign Soto

HoraceClarke66 said...

Damn, I wanted belly-to-belly.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Bringing back Weaver a mistake.

TheWinWarblist said...

Please please please please no Aroldis Holmes.

BTR999 said...

Weaver tanned, rested, and ready

TheWinWarblist said...

Weaver has good location.

Hinkey Haines said...

1 to go.

ranger_lp said...

Yankees Win!!!

Joe of AZ said...

When the fuck did Weaver get a cutter

BTR999 said...

C’ Mon…

13bit said...

Wow!!!

JM said...

Thuuuuuuuuh Yankees win!!!!!

TheWinWarblist said...

AAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAUAHAHAHAH !!!!!!

Joe of AZ said...

THEY FUCKIN DID IT!!!!

BTR999 said...

F U C K I N G. A!

TheWinWarblist said...

AAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAUAHAHAHAH !!!!!! AAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAUAHAHAHAH !!!!!!

Doug K. said...

Unfucking believable

ranger_lp said...

Going to the World Serious!!!

Joe of AZ said...

WE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES Y'ALL

Hinkey Haines said...

Can we all agree that this wouldn’t have happened if John Sterling wasn’t back in the booth?

JM said...

Woild Series, here we come!

Ken of Brooklyn said...

WORLD SERIES HERE WE COOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

Joe of AZ said...

All Hail The Master

JM said...

That could be it. The X factor.

Kevin said...

Not... Too...Shabby...!

TheWinWarblist said...

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Ken of Brooklyn said...

YES! THE MASTER IS OUR GOOD LUCK CHARM!!!!!!!!!

TheWinWarblist said...

The Master and Suzyn sound so happy.

BTR999 said...

Only our 41st pennant

AboveAverage said...

I am so happy about this

BTR999 said...

Pass that brown acid!

BernBabyBern said...

THUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH YANKEES WIN!

(Sorry, I was about a minute behind everyone because I had John and Suzyn synched to DirecTV Stream. Worth it to hear The Master's WinWarble™)

TheWinWarblist said...

I woke up the dogs.

Hinkey Haines said...

The World Series is coming home!

TheWinWarblist said...

Stealin' Giancarlo the ALCS MVP?

BernBabyBern said...

I was worried that John had jinxed everything, because with one out he and Suzyn were talking about how amazing it was that nobody wanted Weaver and he became the closer in New York ... and he said "and now he's on a team headed to the World Series."

Then the next guy got a hit and I was thinking, "you shouldn'ta said that, John"

Hinkey Haines said...

Doesn’t mean anything but The Martian scored the winning run.

BernBabyBern said...

Pedro Martinez apparently called Soto's shot while watching in the studio.

Oasisdave said...

I can't see through the tears in my eyes

BTR999 said...

Soto…somewhere, Steinsucker is quietly weeping.

Joe of AZ said...

Literal Tears.... 😭...Pay Soto a billion over 15 yrs lol

Joe of AZ said...

Giancarlo....you can take the whole fuckin year off next yr rest and just come back for the playoffs

Vampifella said...

Start spreading the neeeewwwws! I thought I would be dead before I would see the Yanks back in the WS, and I'm only 51. LOL!

BTR999 said...

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

JM said...

Oh, fuck. Cashman is "the architect of this team." And he says Boone is "a great leader."

Now they'll both still be here after I'm dead.

Ken of Brooklyn said...

STANTON VOTED MVP!!!!!!!!!

BernBabyBern said...

When the TBS reporter said, “and we have to talk to the cornerstone of this team,” I think it would have been the greatest thing if she said , “Alex Verdugo!”

AboveAverage said...

For the rest of our life

HoraceClarke66 said...

All right, the EMT squad has done its job. I'm back. To echo the Warbler, WAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

AboveAverage said...

ok - now we must ask - Dodgers or Mets ?

HoraceClarke66 said...

And also, in my considered analysis, WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

HoraceClarke66 said...

And yes, all praise to The Master!!!!!

AboveAverage said...

our LUCKY CHARM yay!

TheWinWarblist said...

Thu-uhuh Yankees win!

HoraceClarke66 said...

Wait, who woke the dogs up?

AboveAverage said...

Me

Stang said...

Destiny! Destiny! No escaping that for me!

Kevin said...

Just a gut feeling, but bring on the accursed Dodgers.

AboveAverage said...

I may have smiled so much that there could be an ambulance on call ready to take me to a mental health facility nearby in the mountains

HoraceClarke66 said...

Wait, where's Frau Blucher?

Publius said...

May the Dodgers and Mets go 7, both exciting multiple extra inning affairs

Joe of AZ said...

All of THIS Rickie Ricardo! https://www.reddit.com/r/NYYankees/comments/1g7qrdk/rickie_ricardos_call_of_sotos_homerun/

Publius said...

Profundo

13bit said...

Time to buy a Lotto ticket.

TheWinWarblist said...

That is a home run call.