Syncing audio and video is impossible…there’s WFAN on my radio…TBS on TV is lagging 30 seconds from radio and the WFAN stream lags almost an additional minute…smh
AA - Satan told me to shut up. He went straight to the Juju Department and tried to straighten things out. Uh oh, they came back to put me in the cell again. Where's my lawyer?
Excuse me Mr Judge . . . . I think the time has come for your to skull f@ck the Guardians forever. Please DM me if you have no idea what I'm talking about. The time is N O W - ok? Thank You for your participation . . . . . .
Can anyone figure out the damned Spectrum ads? What ARE they selling? It looks as if they are offering the world's greatest virtual reality package...but they're not.
WORLD SERIES HERE WE COOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
I was worried that John had jinxed everything, because with one out he and Suzyn were talking about how amazing it was that nobody wanted Weaver and he became the closer in New York ... and he said "and now he's on a team headed to the World Series."
Then the next guy got a hit and I was thinking, "you shouldn'ta said that, John"
When the TBS reporter said, “and we have to talk to the cornerstone of this team,” I think it would have been the greatest thing if she said , “Alex Verdugo!”
All right, the EMT squad has done its job. I'm back. To echo the Warbler, WAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Suzyn encourages us all with the comment that Johnny Wad is likely unavailable tonight 🥳
brown acid
G L E Y B E R !
He’s slow.
Maybe they should take Jazz out
He would have scored easily if he didn't look over his shoulder RIGHT when 3B coach waves him home. Cement head
Gleyber is quite slow for a young professional athlete. But it was the correct call to try to score him. Was a perfect throw.
STOP TAKING IT!
When will you learn?
Once again, failure with men on base
But, damn Gleyber is slow.
The Master's call at the end of yesterday's game.
https://www.mlb.com/yankees/video/john-sterling-s-call-of-the-last-out-of-game-4
Rodon doesn't look Zen tonight
Stay cool man...
Good job by Rodon. Nice quick inning - now put the heat back on Bibee.
https://youtu.be/tyMbJI5SrlI?si=sIIBB7noZjygNUo1
Guardians annoy the shit outta me...the announcers make that worst
Guaranteed Yankee win. Jesus told me.
Buddah, too.
Ask me what Satan said...
The fuck guardians acting that way for....they up 3-1?
Shit. Stanton is moving his feet again.
Yeah, he’s flailing at pitches a foot outside. Not a good sign.
uhm - what did satan say?
Guess we’re going to Game 6, since the Yankees aren’t going to get another base runner tonight.
Syncing audio and video is impossible…there’s WFAN on my radio…TBS on TV is lagging 30 seconds from radio and the WFAN stream lags almost an additional minute…smh
Naylor looks more like a beer league softball player…
Why don't these announcers marry the guardians because clearly they are in love with them and can't shut up about it.
AA - Satan told me to shut up. He went straight to the Juju Department and tried to straighten things out. Uh oh, they came back to put me in the cell again. Where's my lawyer?
Why didn’t Volpe throw to second? Looked like he had an easy out there.
Ranger, if you huff some Carbona, the audio and video will magically sync.
Like Dark Side of the Moon and the Wizard of Oz?
Unreal
And again!
Stanton again
Giancarlo!!!
Well I’ll be damned.
Hey! Mea culpa maxima!
Could've used another runner on base but I'll take it
MAN. OF. GLASS.
Now - which bullpen cracks?
BIG STICK STANTON
Dear Mr. Stanton.
I apologize for all the shit I've said about you for the last several years.
Sincerely,
BBB
Blondie. The Hardest Part.
https://g.co/kgs/A5yUJEX
Yes. Probably both
Let Stanton move his feet all he wants to
Apparently
I promise to not criticize Glassman at least until he is at bat again.
That said maybe Jazz should start moving HIS feet.
Jazz got no Jizz
Stealin' Giancarlo is a wonder.
Dear Giancarlo ...
https://youtu.be/lwfuUyTMpVY?si=OT6IdY38gd1QoNap&t=52
Leiter again?
Fluid...
Hill takes the hill.
Boone fuckin over managing
You can thank Judge for the double play.
Ok well it worked out THIS time
I like him pulling Rizzo. I think it's necessary. Surprising hitter this series, but he can't field with those broken fingers.
Stanton gonna have to carry us if we gonna win tonight
or judge will be the hero
OZ is the WIZARD!!!!
Kwaaaaaaaaaaan!
Nice play, Oz!
Ricardo Montalban thank you.
10 unbroken fingers are a big asset, I guess, for an infielder.
Cousins....fuck
Rizzo tryin lol
YaY!
Which I wrote BEFORE the DP. Wow, another one of these. I can't take it!
Make-up strike. We'll take it.
Excuse me Mr Judge . . . . I think the time has come for your to skull f@ck the Guardians forever. Please DM me if you have no idea what I'm talking about. The time is N O W - ok? Thank You for your participation . . . . . .
for you not for your - damn iPhones
Boone turning to the heroin sunflower seeds...
Mostly down south.
coating or interior like a jelly donut?
S h e e e e e e e T
Gleyber looking horrible against this guy.
That's good. Very good.
Fuck
Don't toy with this guy...
Ramirez has a very fat face but he isn't overweight. Odd.
Bye bye!
Jake rakes!
Double nice.
Josh "The Tub" "El Lardo" "Mr. Beer League" Naylor.
Who are these men, and what have they done with the Yankees' bullpen? (Not that we really mind!)
That was some fantastic pitching by Cousins.
Whoever thought Jake Cousins would be a hero?
Sigh
Now or never
100 MPH cutters
Watch Chissom get a HR here
He kept it moving
I can't watch anymore
Clase looks classy tonight, more's the pity.
Now I’m worried 😟
If you're cringing in anticipation of the Cleveland ninth, The Bad News Bears is on TCM.
Jazz should have slid—but if he did, I think Rocchio still gets Cabrera at first pretty easily.
Well, here's where we lose it.
Grrrrrrrr
They'd put in Holmes, but he wouldn't be able to pad his saves-blown record.
Oh boy
Please Oh Please oh Please
They're gonna need Stroman to put on his best Mussina impression
They may send Rodon out again to close
Nice inning! This is where we could really use the Manfred Man rule.
Here we go
Extra innings our kryptonite
Can anyone figure out the damned Spectrum ads? What ARE they selling? It looks as if they are offering the world's greatest virtual reality package...but they're not.
It may not matter
Oh boy
WoooooF
I'm thinking Vertigo with a weak groundout...
Just about, Hoss. But you overlooked the luck of the Verdugo.
Please no
Dammit Gleyber you haven't swung at that pitch all playoffs
Oh, Gleyber! This is no time to go back to being Gleyber!
Soto!!!!
Sweet Jesus
Well.
JUAN FUCKIN SOTO
PAY THIS MAN!!!!
Bring in Mariano!
Sterling's "He's Juan-derful" singing is music to my ears.
HE'S JUAAANNNDERFUL!!!
That kid is money.
Wtf is going on with this team?
What a great AB! He is made for the moment.
PAY SOTO.
/giggling uncontrollably/
Whose pitching the 9th. Kahnle?
Weaver to start the bottom of the 10th.
So. To.
Holy Crap!! We are never getting rid of Cashole now. Must resign Soto
Damn, I wanted belly-to-belly.
Bringing back Weaver a mistake.
Please please please please no Aroldis Holmes.
Weaver tanned, rested, and ready
Weaver has good location.
1 to go.
Yankees Win!!!
When the fuck did Weaver get a cutter
C’ Mon…
Wow!!!
Thuuuuuuuuh Yankees win!!!!!
AAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAUAHAHAHAH !!!!!!
THEY FUCKIN DID IT!!!!
F U C K I N G. A!
AAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAUAHAHAHAH !!!!!! AAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAUAHAHAHAH !!!!!!
Unfucking believable
Going to the World Serious!!!
WE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES Y'ALL
Can we all agree that this wouldn’t have happened if John Sterling wasn’t back in the booth?
Woild Series, here we come!
WORLD SERIES HERE WE COOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
All Hail The Master
That could be it. The X factor.
Not... Too...Shabby...!
AAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAUAHAHAHAH !!!!!! AAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAUAHAHAHAH !!!!!! AAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAUAHAHAHAH !!!!!! AAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAUAHAHAHAH !!!!!! AAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAUAHAHAHAH !!!!!! AAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAUAHAHAHAH !!!!!! AAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAUAHAHAHAH !!!!!! AAAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAUAHAHAHAH !!!!!!
YES! THE MASTER IS OUR GOOD LUCK CHARM!!!!!!!!!
The Master and Suzyn sound so happy.
Only our 41st pennant
I am so happy about this
Pass that brown acid!
THUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH YANKEES WIN!
(Sorry, I was about a minute behind everyone because I had John and Suzyn synched to DirecTV Stream. Worth it to hear The Master's WinWarble™)
I woke up the dogs.
The World Series is coming home!
Stealin' Giancarlo the ALCS MVP?
I was worried that John had jinxed everything, because with one out he and Suzyn were talking about how amazing it was that nobody wanted Weaver and he became the closer in New York ... and he said "and now he's on a team headed to the World Series."
Then the next guy got a hit and I was thinking, "you shouldn'ta said that, John"
Doesn’t mean anything but The Martian scored the winning run.
Pedro Martinez apparently called Soto's shot while watching in the studio.
I can't see through the tears in my eyes
Soto…somewhere, Steinsucker is quietly weeping.
Literal Tears.... ðŸ˜...Pay Soto a billion over 15 yrs lol
Giancarlo....you can take the whole fuckin year off next yr rest and just come back for the playoffs
Start spreading the neeeewwwws! I thought I would be dead before I would see the Yanks back in the WS, and I'm only 51. LOL!
🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Oh, fuck. Cashman is "the architect of this team." And he says Boone is "a great leader."
Now they'll both still be here after I'm dead.
STANTON VOTED MVP!!!!!!!!!
When the TBS reporter said, “and we have to talk to the cornerstone of this team,” I think it would have been the greatest thing if she said , “Alex Verdugo!”
For the rest of our life
All right, the EMT squad has done its job. I'm back. To echo the Warbler, WAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
ok - now we must ask - Dodgers or Mets ?
And also, in my considered analysis, WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
And yes, all praise to The Master!!!!!
our LUCKY CHARM yay!
Thu-uhuh Yankees win!
Wait, who woke the dogs up?
Me
Destiny! Destiny! No escaping that for me!
Just a gut feeling, but bring on the accursed Dodgers.
I may have smiled so much that there could be an ambulance on call ready to take me to a mental health facility nearby in the mountains
Wait, where's Frau Blucher?
May the Dodgers and Mets go 7, both exciting multiple extra inning affairs
All of THIS Rickie Ricardo! https://www.reddit.com/r/NYYankees/comments/1g7qrdk/rickie_ricardos_call_of_sotos_homerun/
Profundo
Time to buy a Lotto ticket.
That is a home run call.
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