It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: An Above Average Haiku Tuesday ~ "Pinch Me, I Must be Dreaming" Edition

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Tuesday, October 15, 2024

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday ~ "Pinch Me, I Must be Dreaming" Edition

Posted by AboveAverage at 12:30 PM

6 comments:

13bit said...: I'm sticking to my narrative, but would be happy to be wrong.

HEY! BA BA BA BOONE!
PLEASE FLY OFF LIKE A BALOON!
DON’T COME BACK TOO SOON.; October 15, 2024 at 2:06 PM
AboveAverage said...: Excellent!; October 15, 2024 at 2:20 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...: And I appreciate the "Hal" and "Pal" inscriptions, AA!; October 15, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Pocono Steve said...: Cole is gonna suck
Everybody understands
Cole is gonna suck; October 15, 2024 at 3:24 PM
AboveAverage said...: Enjoy the good times
Because Boone Cash and Hal Suck
Sign Soto Damn it!; October 15, 2024 at 3:43 PM
AboveAverage said...: Keefe is Spot On today; October 15, 2024 at 3:44 PM

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