Thursday, November 28, 2024

Happy Tanksgiving, everybody. Rest assured, the Giants will lose

Drink a gallon. Eat a boat. Find a couch. Close your eyes. Let the Jersey Giants work their magic.

Remember the creed of the Doom-Scrolling Fan:

Whatever happens, it won't matter. 

We'll still draft a bum. 

The Mets will still outbid us.

The Japanese star will still sign with the Dodgers. 

Saquan will win MVP, Aaron Rodgers won't leave, Brunson will get hurt, the Rangers will stumble, Rutgers will be Rutgers, and Hal Steinbrenner will live forever, hugging his checkbook, as the heavens rain down. 

It's time for the Macy's Parade, the TV-equivalent of chugging a quart of maple syrup.

Drink up. Have a great one. 

(Thanks, Carl)



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23 comments:

  1. Carl J. WeitzNovember 28, 2024 at 8:46 AM

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  2. Carl J. WeitzNovember 28, 2024 at 8:50 AM

    https://scontent-bos5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/468059842_10162006402274324_5479613240650084915_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=833d8c&_nc_ohc=m_shwaYD3c0Q7kNvgGeKVv6&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-bos5-1.xx&_nc_gid=AcQkEnz9hYLet7fnkLX4CtT&oh=00_AYCjDs54F9GYnT0EAGPRE6YyPb9Q0b1eExSwhoBsRszviw&oe=674E363D

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  3. el duqueNovember 28, 2024 at 9:03 AM

    I've moved Carl's link into the post

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  4. Hinkey HainesNovember 28, 2024 at 9:12 AM

    Happy Yanksgiving, all.

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  5. 13bitNovember 28, 2024 at 9:28 AM

    We are the turkeys.

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  6. JMNovember 28, 2024 at 9:37 AM

    Hey, Hal, get stuffed.

    And a happy thanksgiving to all!

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  7. JMNovember 28, 2024 at 9:48 AM

    Daniel Jones signed with the Vikings. Now he gets to make a fool of the Giants....okay, MORE of a fool.

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  8. DickAllenNovember 28, 2024 at 10:04 AM

    Please God, let Aaron Rogers leave.

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  9. BTR999November 28, 2024 at 10:56 AM

    At the risk of treacle, I’m thankful for this blog and all youse mugs.

    Hapy Thanksgiving 🦃!

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  10. AboveAverageNovember 28, 2024 at 11:07 AM

    "no turkey dinner until the time limit is up!"

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  11. Pocono SteveNovember 28, 2024 at 11:34 AM

    For what it's worth, not that I know what a "Jacob Westendorf" is: https://x.com/JacobWestendorf/status/1862171348912521615?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

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  12. KevinNovember 28, 2024 at 11:46 AM

    Happy Thanksgiving to all! And remember, "Que Sera, Sera".

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  13. Doug K.November 28, 2024 at 12:18 PM

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  14. Doug K.November 28, 2024 at 12:19 PM

    Here's another tweet. "I thoudght I saw a puddytat" Happy Thanksgiving!

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  15. Pocono SteveNovember 28, 2024 at 1:56 PM

    Randomly, here's Genesis at the 1973 Macy's Parade. Happy Turkey Day!: https://www.reddit.com/r/Genesis/comments/e391qe/happy_thanksgiving_here_is_genesis_at_the_1973/#lightbox

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  16. TheWinWarblistNovember 28, 2024 at 8:40 PM

    I like pie.

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    1. AboveAverageNovember 28, 2024 at 11:35 PM

      yes Pie is something that is easy to enjoy and can rarely be found for sale at the ballpark

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