Sunday, December 15, 2024

Okay, one more




Suddenly found a little holiday cheer. Here's a new one; a story I hope comes true.

(To the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”)

You know Volpe and Austin and Devin and Chisholm
Aaron and Stanton and Garrit and Grisham

But do you recall
The most worthless Yankee of all?

Marcus the Stinky Starter
Has a very shiny smile
But when it comes to pitching
He's not very versatile

All of the Yankees coaches
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Marcus
Play in any playoff games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Brian came to say
"Marcus, with your smile so bright
You became a Royal tonight"

Then how the GM shoved him
As he pushed him out with glee
"Marcus the Stinky Starter
We're much better off with Fried!"




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6 comments:

  1. HoraceClarke66December 15, 2024 at 4:03 PM

    You're killin' it, JM!

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  2. HoraceClarke66December 15, 2024 at 4:03 PM

    Meanwhile, Yanks and Cubs are reportedly still far apart on...money, when it comes to acquiring Bellinger. Gee, what a surprise.

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  3. BTR999December 15, 2024 at 4:09 PM

    Great job JM!

    Would love to move Stroman, who I never wanted on a multi-year contract. No idea why they gave it to him. Another Cashman failure.

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  4. HoraceClarke66December 15, 2024 at 6:17 PM

    Hey, THAT sounds like a song, 999! To the tune of, "Another Pleasant Valley Sunday," by Carole King:

    "Another Brian Cashman failure
    For which he's not accountable..."

    Hey, this thing almost writes itself!

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  5. edbDecember 16, 2024 at 1:48 AM

    The PU's should be for how the Yankees Organization is run.

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