Fab 5 Freddy told me everybody's fly DJ spinnin', I said, "My, My" Flash is fast, Flash is cool François c'est pas, flashé no deux And you don't stop, sure shot Go out to the parking lot And you get in your car and drive real far And you drive all night, and then you see a light And it comes right down and it lands on the ground And out comes a man from Mars
For 20 years, we have also been defined by LOB - "left on base." There's no hunger among these guys. Or maybe Boonie is too mellow to motivate. Yankgst...
I see a new sitcom with Aaron Boooooone cast as “The Idiot.”
A charming story about an adorable loser who makes himself into the dumbest manager in the world. And he doesn’t have to work hard at it. All he has to do is act naturally.
AA - just a side note - we're all going to bed soon here on the East Coast. You'll have to sit with these bad thoughts until JM fires up the transmitter in the morning. I love you all, but I hate Hal and Brian. Boone is almost too sad a character to hate at this point. Going to put this Stratofortress on cruise control and blink may way across the darkness.
Didn’t watch a pitch as I was otherwise occupied, don’t subscribe to Crapple anyway, it seems as though Williams is, uh, unpitchable now, so why is he being given high leverage opportunities? Pitching moves are the one thing we know for sure boone controls (still don’t believe he actually writes the lineup) so this is all on him.
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Fab 5 Freddy told me everybody's fly
ReplyDeleteDJ spinnin', I said, "My, My"
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
François c'est pas, flashé no deux
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and drive real far
And you drive all night, and then you see a light
And it comes right down and it lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
Are we great yet? I have to soak my old ass in some bathwater. Back in a bit...
ReplyDeletedo you have a bath hammock/sling-thingy for that?
DeleteJust looked at the box score on ESPN gamecast....once again, no hitting. Bottom 4 with just 1 hit. It's becoming a pattern, a trend, a season.
ReplyDeleteFor 20 years, we have also been defined by LOB - "left on base." There's no hunger among these guys. Or maybe Boonie is too mellow to motivate. Yankgst...
ReplyDeleteOf course, if you can't hit, you can't even leave a guy on base, so there's that, Carl.
ReplyDeleteAnother day of hitting the cover off the ball. Break up the Yankees!
ReplyDeleteThe good news is I found out my old boss was just fired.
Hey! A valk!
ReplyDeleteA double! Second and third!
ReplyDeleteJudge singles, tie game!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWatch and see as Booooooone brings in Aroldis “Clay” Williams to blow this game
ReplyDeleteGood call.
ReplyDeleteperfect. Wild pitch. Base hit. Run scored. Fire Boone.
ReplyDeleteDid someone say betelgeuse?
ReplyDeleteFIRE BOONE!
ReplyDeleteIt’s like they’re hitting off a tee. How can he be allowed to pitch another inning?
ReplyDeleteHey!
ReplyDeleteQuick Question?
Is Boone still manager ?
AA, are the Yankees losing? Same answer.
ReplyDeleteForever, apparently.
ReplyDeleteWilliams=asshole
ReplyDeleteHow bad does a high profile, traded for relief pitcher have to be before he's denied high leverage work? We may never know.
ReplyDeleteYou can’t make this shit up? How many times is it going to take before "The Idiot” learns not to use this guy?
ReplyDeleteTEAM OF THE CENTURY
ReplyDeleteI see a new sitcom with Aaron Boooooone cast as “The Idiot.”
ReplyDeleteA charming story about an adorable loser who makes himself into the dumbest manager in the world. And he doesn’t have to work hard at it. All he has to do is act naturally.
Wait! Hold the phone! Can Glassman bail The Idiot out of yet another stupid episode?
ReplyDeleteYankeez Lose
ReplyDeleteand that’s all she wrote
ReplyDeleteNope
ReplyDeleteWe may need to update Boone's nickname from IDIOT
ReplyDeleteto Moronic Simpleton
How about "Hollow Head" or "Scarecrow" and his managerial walk-up music could be "If I Only Had A Brain"
ReplyDeleteAA - just a side note - we're all going to bed soon here on the East Coast. You'll have to sit with these bad thoughts until JM fires up the transmitter in the morning. I love you all, but I hate Hal and Brian. Boone is almost too sad a character to hate at this point. Going to put this Stratofortress on cruise control and blink may way across the darkness.
ReplyDeleteBut Bit -you never answered the question
DeleteThe question: Do you have a bath hammock/sling-thingy for that?
DeleteI forgot about that. I just put some diaper wipes in the microwave and then lay them on my body and pretend I'm in a spa...
DeleteDidn’t watch a pitch as I was otherwise occupied, don’t subscribe to Crapple anyway, it seems as though Williams is, uh, unpitchable now, so why is he being given high leverage opportunities? Pitching moves are the one thing we know for sure boone controls (still don’t believe he actually writes the lineup) so this is all on him.
ReplyDeleteSatellite feeds indicate that the JM’s power grid has the power necessary to transmit clever take downs and commentary…z
ReplyDeleteBring in Williams is the move for you!
ReplyDeleteIf a game like this doesn't get Boone fired...idek wtf will .... How the fuck you go to Williams with the rest of the bullpen available to you
ReplyDelete