Traitor Tracker: .261

Traitor Tracker: .261
Last year, this date: .289

Friday, August 8, 2025

Game Dread ø8ø825 - √acillating whilst Masticating . . . .

 


WHAT DO I DO ?

WHAT SHOULD I CHEW ?

GUM THAT I BLEW ?

SEEDS THAT I SPEW ?

BOO-HOO-HOOEY

I'M SO DEWY

Fׂ ALL OF YOU'EY !

UHM, LIKE, YOU KNOW . . . .

YEAH !


38 comments:

13bit said...

Fab 5 Freddy told me everybody's fly
DJ spinnin', I said, "My, My"
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
François c'est pas, flashé no deux
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and drive real far
And you drive all night, and then you see a light
And it comes right down and it lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars

13bit said...

Are we great yet? I have to soak my old ass in some bathwater. Back in a bit...

AboveAverage said...

do you have a bath hammock/sling-thingy for that?

Carl J. Weitz said...

Just looked at the box score on ESPN gamecast....once again, no hitting. Bottom 4 with just 1 hit. It's becoming a pattern, a trend, a season.

13bit said...

For 20 years, we have also been defined by LOB - "left on base." There's no hunger among these guys. Or maybe Boonie is too mellow to motivate. Yankgst...

13bit said...

Of course, if you can't hit, you can't even leave a guy on base, so there's that, Carl.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Another day of hitting the cover off the ball. Break up the Yankees!

The good news is I found out my old boss was just fired.

Kevin said...

Hey! A valk!

Kevin said...

A double! Second and third!

Kevin said...

Judge singles, tie game!!!!!!

DickAllen said...

Watch and see as Booooooone brings in Aroldis “Clay” Williams to blow this game

Hinkey Haines said...

Good call.

Doug K. said...

perfect. Wild pitch. Base hit. Run scored. Fire Boone.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Did someone say betelgeuse?

Doug K. said...

FIRE BOONE!

Hinkey Haines said...

It’s like they’re hitting off a tee. How can he be allowed to pitch another inning?

AboveAverage said...

Hey!

Quick Question?

Is Boone still manager ?

Hinkey Haines said...

AA, are the Yankees losing? Same answer.

Hinkey Haines said...

Forever, apparently.

Pocono Steve said...

Williams=asshole

Publius said...

How bad does a high profile, traded for relief pitcher have to be before he's denied high leverage work? We may never know.

DickAllen said...

You can’t make this shit up? How many times is it going to take before "The Idiot” learns not to use this guy?

13bit said...

TEAM OF THE CENTURY

DickAllen said...

I see a new sitcom with Aaron Boooooone cast as “The Idiot.”

A charming story about an adorable loser who makes himself into the dumbest manager in the world. And he doesn’t have to work hard at it. All he has to do is act naturally.

DickAllen said...

Wait! Hold the phone! Can Glassman bail The Idiot out of yet another stupid episode?

AboveAverage said...

Yankeez Lose

DickAllen said...

and that’s all she wrote

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Nope

AboveAverage said...

We may need to update Boone's nickname from IDIOT
to Moronic Simpleton

13bit said...

How about "Hollow Head" or "Scarecrow" and his managerial walk-up music could be "If I Only Had A Brain"

13bit said...

AA - just a side note - we're all going to bed soon here on the East Coast. You'll have to sit with these bad thoughts until JM fires up the transmitter in the morning. I love you all, but I hate Hal and Brian. Boone is almost too sad a character to hate at this point. Going to put this Stratofortress on cruise control and blink may way across the darkness.

AboveAverage said...

But Bit -you never answered the question

BTR999 said...

Didn’t watch a pitch as I was otherwise occupied, don’t subscribe to Crapple anyway, it seems as though Williams is, uh, unpitchable now, so why is he being given high leverage opportunities? Pitching moves are the one thing we know for sure boone controls (still don’t believe he actually writes the lineup) so this is all on him.

AboveAverage said...

The question: Do you have a bath hammock/sling-thingy for that?

13bit said...

I forgot about that. I just put some diaper wipes in the microwave and then lay them on my body and pretend I'm in a spa...

AboveAverage said...

Satellite feeds indicate that the JM’s power grid has the power necessary to transmit clever take downs and commentary…z

edb said...

Bring in Williams is the move for you!

Joe of AZ said...

If a game like this doesn't get Boone fired...idek wtf will .... How the fuck you go to Williams with the rest of the bullpen available to you