Yeah, at the Stadium they have people holding aloft signs with these figures on them, wanting to know if you'd like to place a wager. They don't really have vendors anymore, so good luck trying to buy a hot dog or a beer at your seat. But you can place a bet.
Next up: crystal meth vendors! "Getcha next bump right here! You really wanna sit through another ad barrage without a bump? Volpe's due up next, you know!"
At Yankee ticket prices, customers are more likely to be cokeheads than meth users. Maybe favoring an Elon Musk cocktail of Adderall and Ketamine. while they buy crypto on their phones.
I call them customers, because they sure ain't fans. Just corporate executives sitting in company box seats.
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Is this real?
ReplyDeleteYes - Yes indeed it is.
ReplyDeleteHow many tickets is Hal buying?
ReplyDeleteclearly 300 is the best value
ReplyDeleteWhy did the song "Hot Rod Lincoln" just rise up from the dusty depths of my head?
ReplyDeleteYeah, at the Stadium they have people holding aloft signs with these figures on them, wanting to know if you'd like to place a wager. They don't really have vendors anymore, so good luck trying to buy a hot dog or a beer at your seat. But you can place a bet.
ReplyDeleteNext up: crystal meth vendors! "Getcha next bump right here! You really wanna sit through another ad barrage without a bump? Volpe's due up next, you know!"
And given the venue, Hoss, you know it will be crappy meth, cut five or six times by the time it gets there. Possibly with rat feces.
DeleteAt Yankee ticket prices, customers are more likely to be cokeheads than meth users. Maybe favoring an Elon Musk cocktail of Adderall and Ketamine. while they buy crypto on their phones.
DeleteI call them customers, because they sure ain't fans. Just corporate executives sitting in company box seats.