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Monday, March 23, 2026

Fresh from Above Average's in–box, courtesy of your NEW YORK YANKEES !

Posted by AboveAverage at 3:25 PM



 I BET that most Yankees Fans CAN'T wait
to get in on THIS action !



8 comments:

13bit said...

Is this real?

March 23, 2026 at 4:11 PM
AboveAverage said...

Yes - Yes indeed it is.

March 23, 2026 at 4:44 PM
DickAllen said...

How many tickets is Hal buying?

March 23, 2026 at 6:32 PM
AboveAverage said...

clearly 300 is the best value

March 23, 2026 at 7:57 PM
13bit said...

Why did the song "Hot Rod Lincoln" just rise up from the dusty depths of my head?

March 23, 2026 at 8:56 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...

Yeah, at the Stadium they have people holding aloft signs with these figures on them, wanting to know if you'd like to place a wager. They don't really have vendors anymore, so good luck trying to buy a hot dog or a beer at your seat. But you can place a bet.

Next up: crystal meth vendors! "Getcha next bump right here! You really wanna sit through another ad barrage without a bump? Volpe's due up next, you know!"

March 24, 2026 at 2:21 AM
JM said...

And given the venue, Hoss, you know it will be crappy meth, cut five or six times by the time it gets there. Possibly with rat feces.

March 24, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Doctor T said...

At Yankee ticket prices, customers are more likely to be cokeheads than meth users. Maybe favoring an Elon Musk cocktail of Adderall and Ketamine. while they buy crypto on their phones.

I call them customers, because they sure ain't fans. Just corporate executives sitting in company box seats.

March 24, 2026 at 8:34 PM

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