Hark, the Sox and Angels seek
Santana! We can't be meek!
Trade Melky, and Ian too;
Kick in Phil, and if that won't do
Send Cano, it's no great loss;
We'll just go and sign Troy Glaus
Add Joba to seal the deal
And we'll have Johan, what a steal!
I've got us back on the right track,
Now let's get Randy Johnson back!
O come let us adore Him.
ReplyDeleteRandy, I mean.
Nice work , Bernie.
ReplyDeletePinstripes are not meant for guys over 6'10''. They're just not.
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