Soto Traitor Tracker: .250

Soto Traitor Tracker: .250
If he gets hot, gotta take this down.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Stubby's Christmas Songbook




Hark, the Sox and Angels seek
Santana! We can't be meek!

Trade Melky, and Ian too;
Kick in Phil, and if that won't do

Send Cano, it's no great loss;
We'll just go and sign Troy Glaus

Add Joba to seal the deal
And we'll have Johan, what a steal!

I've got us back on the right track,
Now let's get Randy Johnson back!

3 comments:

Stang said...

O come let us adore Him.

Randy, I mean.

Anonymous said...

Nice work , Bernie.

I'm Bill White said...

Pinstripes are not meant for guys over 6'10''. They're just not.