Monday, January 5, 2009

"Question Girardity:" Yankee T-shirt slogans for 2009

Our beefcake gal, Wailin’ Suzyn, is raising money to fight Restless Leg Syndrome by grafting Yank slogans onto t-shirts made by Asian sweatshop workers who've been relocated to South Africa.

Well, what are we waiting for? Let's give the Wald-Man some raw meat ideas... How about...

YANKEES DO IT WITH MONEY


THINK GLOBALY, BUT BAT CANO EIGHTH


VISUALIZE AROD’S PIECE

MY PARENTS WENT TO JOHNSTERLING.BLOGSPOT.COM AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT

WILL PLAY FOR TORRE


WHAT WOULD JEET DO?

SORRY, BUT MY SABATHIA JUST STEPPED IN YOUR PEDROIA


And how about a bumper sticker...


I BRAKE FOR YOUKILIS BEANINGS


OK, what have I missed...?
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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2009 at 12:53 PM

    I want one that says, "We Got Swisher And You Didn't."

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  2. BostownedJanuary 5, 2009 at 12:59 PM

    How about:

    My other car is a Jet-er.

    Hows my driving? Call Teixeria's RBI school.

    ReplyDelete
  3. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2009 at 1:07 PM

    Very nice. Now we're getting somewhere.

    How about,

    Pardon me, do you have any Gray Ponson?

    ReplyDelete
  4. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2009 at 8:07 PM

    My AAA team has 5 Aces.

    ReplyDelete
  5. derbyladJanuary 5, 2009 at 11:27 PM

    '$46,000,194 and all I got was this lousy Igawa?

    ReplyDelete

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