NYC fans should quit carping about the $2,500-per-seat tickets to see our heros.
This week, they can enjoy a cheap Yankee night out.
Drive to Toronto!
Round trip gas: ($200!)
Overnight lodging: $150
Game tickets (1 adult, 1 child): $80
Strip clubs (1 adult, 1 child): $200
Beer: $60
Food: $50
Sightseeing: $1.50
Side trip to Buffalo: 88 cents
Ride on Tall Tower: $10
Blue Jays Stadium Cup: $5
Watch Canadians play: $50 (Wait! That's Montreal.)
To defray cost:
Appear as extra in cheap Hollywood movie
Get free health care
Buy cheap weed, bring back to states for resale
Overall cost (for two):
Toronto: $757.38
NYC: $5,000 (plus, tab for beer, food, stripper club and babysit)
Hey you even get to meet our star players at the Toronto strip clubs. Try meeting any of them at the stadium.
ReplyDeleteWait a minute. Chicken wings cost more than 88¢.
ReplyDeleteBut you give Buffalo short shrift.
Sure, it isn't an urbane, cosmopolitan mecca like Syracuse, but it's a wonderful place, reminiscent of post WWII Germany.
And you can lay a six-pack on The Tomb of the Unknown Bowler, too.
Be sure to set your watch back 15 years, though, when you enter the city.
This is one of your better thought out posts, duque. Apropos.
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