Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Who Should Be May Yankee Employee of the Month?


Forget the Curse. There is nothing to fear but fear itself.
And an injury to Mariano.
We definitely fear an injury to Mariano.

So here are the nominees:

Lonn Trott: counting the money.
John Sterling: Battling boredom & coffee spills
Brett Gardner: Home runs
A-Rod: He's back
Johnny Damon: Strong hitting
Mark Teixeira: Fighting through slump
Melky Cabrera: Walkoffs!
CC Sabathia: Solid starts.
Kevin Cash: Enhanced trade value
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13 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 26, 2009 at 9:29 PM

    ...

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  2. Whitey FraudMay 26, 2009 at 9:34 PM

    Sterling.

    If you vote for anyone else, you're a total douche bag, a stinky pinko and a bed wetter.

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  3. AnonymousMay 26, 2009 at 9:36 PM

    This is so very difficult. Because, you know, there IS the curse. So should I vote for A-Rod because I believe he deserves to be cursed? Or Damon, because he betrayed us? But then, what if these votes are interpreted as if I really *mean* to recognize them as Player of the Month? Arrgh! Baseball is too complex for me. Can I vote for Dennis Eckersley?
    Yr. ob't svt,
    Don & Remy

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  4. AnonymousMay 26, 2009 at 9:40 PM

    Hey Anonymous,

    the EOTM curse is my bit. Ill claw your eyes out if you try and Mencia it.

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  5. StangMay 26, 2009 at 10:17 PM

    ADAM.

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  6. MikeMay 27, 2009 at 12:00 AM

    I'd go for Cash. He'll be sent down tomorrow, so.... no possibility for the curse. Of course, I'm voting while drunk (somewhat) so it probably shouldn't count...

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  7. W.C. (Totie) FieldsMay 27, 2009 at 6:15 AM

    Drunk votes should count twice.

    I'm having a bottle of Stoli's and voting for Sterling a few hundred times.

    He needs to be cursed after being a curse on Yankee fans for so many years.

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  8. unanimousMay 27, 2009 at 9:28 AM

    John needs to go, ergo...

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  9. StangMay 27, 2009 at 10:11 AM

    You left Adam off? Holy NYSI (win_margin) = (6.535 +/- 0.3) - (0.235 +/- 0.06) * win_margin and (where win_margin < 0 =" a">!

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  10. AnonymousMay 27, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    Melky took a dive and got injured in preparation for the vote.

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  11. Gringo StarrMay 27, 2009 at 3:00 PM

    I need some ergot!

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  12. Whitey FraudMay 27, 2009 at 6:15 PM

    It is high, it is far, it is...JOHN STERLING.

    If he loses, the terrorists win. Dick Cheney, too. And Theo Epstein.

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  13. el duqueMay 27, 2009 at 6:48 PM

    Adam is not an employee of the Yankees.

    I think.

    PS. I'm for Melky.

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