Friday, September 18, 2009

Suzyn Suspended for 3 games due to role in fight against Toronto


BREAKING: Color girl Suzyn Waldman will not appear tonight on the Yankee Radio Network, driven by Jeep, as a result of her role in last week's brawl in New York between the Yankees and Blue Jays.

Waldman has been suspended for three games for her role of inciting the violence between Jorge Posada and Blue Jay pitcher Jesse Carlson, whom she called "a real Magilla."
She will be replaced tonight with announcer Kimberly Jones, who reportedly has vowed to "crack some heads" of the Mariners.
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4 comments:

  1. StangSeptember 18, 2009 at 4:46 PM

    Expect a different, flirtier John.

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  2. Whitey SchadenfraudensteinSeptember 18, 2009 at 10:01 PM

    Zei gezundt!

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  3. my ears hurt listening to herSeptember 18, 2009 at 10:07 PM

    Happy New Year.

    Can Suzyn take non-holidays off as well?

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  4. StangSeptember 18, 2009 at 10:18 PM

    By the way: this is like the funniest headline we ever had.

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